Question

January 03, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Okay guys, I hear all the complaining about Nancy Pelosi being too old to be Speaker.  She is 78 years old.

But I hear nobody question Steny Hoyer being elected House Majority Leader.  Hoyer is 79 years old.

Hummmm ….

I loved her pink dress and her announcement that we will vote to open the government today.

I wish her only the best.

 

No, Tucker, It Has More To Do With You

January 03, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Poor Tucker Carlson, this whole Nancy Pelosi and women in congress thing has him in such despair.

Fox News host Tucker Carlson on Wednesday lamented about what his show’s chyron described as “men in decline.” During one segment, he claimed there was “more drug and alcohol abuse” and “higher incarceration rates” in areas where women earn more money than their male counterparts.

Carlson cited “facts” from an unnamed study claiming that women earning more money “causes a drop in marriage, a spike in out-of-wedlock births and all the familiar disasters that inevitably follow.”

It’s a damn disaster, y’all.  Screw global warming, the real problem is women gaining equality.

Poor Tucker, the preppy white men are so discriminated against.  It’s like their birthright doesn’t mean anything now.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up. 

Guuurl …

January 03, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Okay, girlfriends, hike up those ta-tas a little higher today to celebrate that Washington Dee Cee and the State of Texas are both well on their way to where men are men and women are … in charge.

Be sure to watch the swearing in live and stand up when they swear Nancy in.

 

New Language In The Trump Era

January 02, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Okay, so everybody knows the GOP’s favorite whipping boy is the SNAP program, which is food stamps.  Even though the majority of those funds either go to children, disabled adults under 60 years of age, or adults over 60 years of age, Republicans want to kill the program and thereby kill all the recipients.

Star Parker goes on Fox News and gives a great example of how things change under Trump.  She talked about people who get SNAP benefits —

“These guys are not working. They’re watching. They’re watching porn, they’re watching TV, they’re watching women, they’re watching everything, but they’re not working. And this is what this initiative is attempting to do, is to get them back into their own lives so that they can prosper.”

Okay, first of all, if we won’t let people watch porn, how the hell is Donald Trump gonna get women to mattress thrash with?  They’d all be unemployed and need food stamps, so this won’t help.

Second of all, go read that sentence out loud to yourself except replace the word “everything” with “Fox News” and bygawd, you’ve just defined Donald Trump.

Thanks to Phyllis for the heads up.

Low Life Scum Sucking Dogs

January 02, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Okay, making a PAC pretending to help charities and then targeting old people puts you on the Straight To Hell list, so Kecia Pollock and her husband William better start packing.

 

The two of them formed 4 PACs:

 

 

They raised $1.4 million from these PACs in 2018.  Obviously, that’ll get you a very nice home in Vegas.

And to think, in 2012 they declared bankruptcy.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen.

Here Ya Go

January 02, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Trump’s New Year tweet, and wouldn’t you know? He SCREAMS it.

 

Remember that phrase …

When Democrats take control of the House tomorrow.

When Don, Jr. is the next person indicted.

When the Mueller report comes out.

When Ivanka and Jared do the perp walk.

When his ample butt is hauled out of the White House.

Calm down and enjoy the ride.

Thanks to Don A. for the heads up.