I have decided that the most unsafe place in the country is shooting ranges, especially in the south where safety is not a, well, you know, top priority.

According to Fort Myers Police, an accidental shooting took place at Shoot Straight, located on Colonial Boulevard near the Edison Mall.

Police say the victim, a man, was shot by a family member.

The victim is said to have non-life threatening injuries, and was taken to Lee Memorial for treatment.

Police said no criminal charges have been filed.

The owner of Shoot Straight wouldn’t comment.

Well hell, would you?  I’m pretty sure that the Fort Meyers Bar Association is holding their annual “Sue Somebody!” picnic in this guy’s hospital room.

Former Texas Rick Perry in the Texas Tribune today, explaining why he agreed to be on Dancing With the Stars.

“My daughter’s getting married in October, and I figured if I did the show, I’d at least not embarrass her when we did the father-daughter dance.”

Here’s the plan:  if all of us get together and work like the dickens we can get that damn wall built while Trump is on the other side of it.

Grab a shovel!

The Leader of the Republican Party has a campaign manager named Kellyanne Conway.  I made a sign for her.

Okay, so it comes about that Kellyanne thinks that the reason women get raped is that we are not as strong as men.

Donald Trump’s new campaign manager said “rape would not exist” if women and men had equal physical capabilities.

“If we were physiologically — not mentally, emotionally, professionally — equal to men, if we were physiologically as strong as men, rape would not exist,” Conway said. “You would be able to defend yourself and fight him off.”

And if I was big enough, I could stop bullets and knives with my bare hands.

Do not dumb here, girl.

Thank to Bryan for the heads up.

Here ya go.

And the rest of them wish they’d chosen another political party.

Does anybody have any bets how long it’s going to take the Republican Party to shake the Trump image?  And one more thing before I forget.  Is there anything in this world more damn pathetic than Mike Pense.  Hell, y’all, I almost feel sorry for him.  Almost.

Thanks to HeyZeus for the heads up.

Customer Brad Helms sent me this and he made it up hisownself.  I admit I had to read it twice and then think about it a minute to “get it.”  Once I did, I snorted.

Paul Ryan to announce new group–
Speaker Paul Ryan(R) announce a new group for those appalled at Trump’s divisive rhetoric and embrace of the Alt-Right.

” We’ll be calling it ” A Ryan Brotherhood”, for all those mainstream Republicans who continue to insist they are not racist” a Ryan staffer reported.

Thank you Brad.