So Rick Perry went on teevee this morning and bragged about “his” house, which is also known as the Governor’s Mansion.

. “Let me tell you – Texas governor’s [security] detail, do not try to run through the governor’s mansion.”

No, no, no.  You do not have great security.

Dude, somebody burned it to the ground while you were in it.

And you never caught that person.

Dude, it took the entire British Empire to burn the White House.  Your house?  Some drunk guy with a book of matches.  Poof!  Burned to the damn ground.

Remember?

So, Mr. Arrogance rides again, huh?

Thanks to Paul for the heads up.

The second and final Wendy Davis / Greg Abbott debate is tonight at 8:00.  Here’s where you can watch it.

Thanks to John again.

So, alert the media!  Honey, I am flabbergasted!

And a “Manifesto” is …. ?

Ron Paul just announced that he think secession is a good idea.

Ron Paul, the cult candidate who beta-tested tea parties for the Koch brothers, has confirmed that he does in fact approve of secessionist movements in the United States, calling them a ‘check’ on the power of the federal government.

Hell, Ron Paul still has confederate dollars in his sock drawer.

Thanks to Don for the heads up.

Holy cow.  This was spread across the front page of the Huffington Post.  Let’s all go into survivalist mode and take to the bunkers!

One case.  One.  Really?  One case and the Huffington Post looks like the Drudge Report?

I am so over you, Huffington Post.

Thanks to Bubbie for the heads up.

Kaylyn the Texas Democratic Party fellow who lives at my house right now says there is an upside to this.  People who would take to the bunkers over this for the next month are not the kind of people we want voting anyway.

There’s good news and bad news.

The bad news is that the Tell Juanita comments has not been working for about 48 hours.  So, if you sent me something, I didn’t get it.

The good news is that I’m getting disgusting, vicious, and vile comments from the oh so nice Christian people over at the Tea Party News Network and now I can’t get them.  Personally, I think they are the ones who broke it.  Those are perverted people over there, y’all.

I’ll let y’all know when it’s fixed.

Susan

P.S.  Here’s one of the nicer, and by nicer I mean no C, N, or F word, emails I got.  They think I’m Amanda.  And that I really am a hairdresser.  I get about 50 of these a day and most openly wish that Isis cuts my head off – right after they have sex with me.  Click the little one to get the big one.

Meet Congressfreak Doug Lamborn from Colorado.  The dude is on a Rocky Mountain High.

He is a member of the House Armed Services Committee.

So, it sounded kinda odd when he boasted that he was working behind the scene to get military member to resign.

[L]et me reassure you on this. A lot of us are talking to the generals behind the scenes, saying, ‘Hey, if you disagree with the policy that the White House has given you, let’s have a resignation. You know, let’s have a public resignation, and state your protest, and go out in a blaze of glory.

A blaze of glory?  More than a flicker of insanity.

Well, if this ain’t treason, I dunno what is.

And if there “a lot of us,” then I want to know who.  Does he mean Republican members of the House?  I wouldn’t doubt that, you know.

Just FYI – his Democratic opponent Retired Air Force Major General Irv Halter does not agree with Lamborn.  Lamborn has never served in the military.