No freekin’ kidding. The most totally ignorant piece of crap in the entire congress is outraged, outraged I tell you, that the impeachment process used by Republicans for Bill Clinton is now suddenly the most horrible thing ever to happen to America.

He even refers to the Capitol Police as “armed guards.“

Never in the history of this country have we had such gross unfairness that one party would put armed guards with guns to prevent the duly authorized people from being able to hear the witnesses and see them for themselves,” the congressman griped

The Texas Republican went on to warn of a “civil war” if House Democrats continue down the path of impeachment.

Look, I know we’re supposed to act all dignified and proper during the impeachment hearings.

But, not too proper.  Pearl clutching Republican women have pushed me to the edge with their hypocritical sanctimony, cheap perfume and bad taste in men.

So, I offer you the Martha Stewart’s Guide to a Perfect Impeachment Party.

I plan on celebrating the same way my Grandpa did when Dewey did NOT beat Truman – dancing on the back porch nakkid beating the bottom of the big pot with a stirring spoon.  I do not know if this story is true or simply family lore. But Grandpa never denied it and he kinda smiled whenever it came up. I want my grandchildren to have a story like that one and I figure it’s time.

Thanks to Larry for the heads up on Martha’s party.

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Okay, what with everything going on at my house, for right now I am going to list the first name and last initial of everyone who sent checks by mail so that they will know I got it.  Thank you notes come later.

Check by mail received:  David P from Houston, Sue G from Bryan, Bobby L from Sacramento, Cindy R from Wimberly, Mary O’ from Albuquerque, Jan V-K from Berkeley, Samella from Detroit, Trent from El Paso, Tom C from Tucson, Beth A from Houston, Mary B a US citizen living in Denmark, Ellen R from Clemson, S.C.,

So Donald Trump is all excited about this photoshopping.  He put it on Twitter.

This is especially weird because Trump hates dogs.  Also hates women, people of color especially Hispanics, no wait, especially blacks, no, no, Muslims, mostly Muslims, rain, California, wives, yackity hookers, anything requiring attention of more than 5 minutes, truth, the word “Hillary,” normal ties, baseball at the Nationals stadium, justice, America, and little baby kittens.

Wanna know what jinxed the Astros last night?

Who let that guy in?

Don’t let it happen again.

Thanks to Fred for the heads up.

I don’t know why I didn’t see this coming.

Russia’s state-owned Rosneft oil company says it has agreed with the government of Iraq’s autonomous Kurdish region to take a controlling stake in the region’s main oil export pipeline.

Rosneft said in an October 20 statement that it will own 60 percent of the pipeline while Iraq’s private KAR Group will hold the remaining stake.

So that’s why Trump agreed to keep some troops there?

You wanna know what worries me?  What the hell has Trump given Putin that we don’t know about yet?