Okay, so you know how Republicans are all Super DeLux Brand Christians this time of year and pitch Holy Wars over the guaranteed fact that they can’t say Merry Christmas because we won’t let them?

And how they bemoan that Jesus is forgotten this time of year, especially on Starbucks cups?

Well, thanks to Donald Trump, that’s not true any longer.

They just changed Jesus’s name to …

Yep – Trump Christmas Wrapping Paper, complete with the name of their Lord and Savior.

You can go see it right here.  Or if you can’t bring yourself to do that, here’s a sneak peek.

This isn’t being done by some outlier Republican group. No sireeeeee. This is sponsored by the National Republican Congressional Committee.  Yeah, the big guys.

Their fundraising letter adds —

No, Honey, I suspect you’ll still be hawking this crap when Trump and everybody who had ever smiled at him is in prison.

Roger Stone guilty on all seven felony counts.

He lied to protect Donald Trump.  And he’s not alone.

Trump managed to control himself during Wednesday’s testimony but holy crap on a cracker let a woman testify and he goes to Nutsville faster than a double geared jackrabbit.

While she is testifying, let me say that again, while she is freeking testifying before congress under oath, Mr. Bone Spurs Chickencrap started personally attacking her on Twitter.

It’s the first time I’ve seen witness intimidation while the witness was testifying since I saw Godfather II.

Sumbitch.

Ohio has made a decision that wrong is right.

The Ohio House on Wednesday passed the “Student Religious Liberties Act.” Under the law, students can’t be penalized if their work is scientifically wrong as long as the reasoning is because of their religious beliefs.

Instead, students are graded on substance and relevance.

So, I hear there is an opening at the Know Nothing Temple for a Priestess Extraordinaire to teach How To Pass Science With Caca del Toro.  Sounds like a fun gig.

Next will be teachers being allowed to teach in accordance with their religious beliefs. Science books replaced Bibles.

I did not see that the new law requires that Christian answers are allowed.  So I guess any old cult will do.

Thanks to Bruce for the heads up.

Y’all, Jared Kushner finally did something.  His crowning achievement is this —

Jared Kushner and other senior Trump administration officials are planning to set up web cameras to live-stream construction of President Trump’s border wall, going against objections from the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers and senior U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials, according to four people familiar with the White House proposal.

I kinda suspect it’s to give Republicans something to watch during the impeachment hearings.  I have some in-laws who we see once a year but I keep up with their kids on Facebook.  One of the rabid Trump supporters posted this morning.

I know this woman. She could not define “conservative” if her life depended on it. I think this is the Republican mega-message because all of her friends lamented that they were missing their daytime teevee dramas and so they are not watching it either.

But, if they can watch the wall get built – little problem in that it will never be finished – they can say that Trump is fulfilling his promise.  I am sure that Customs and the Army Corp of Engineers only oppose this because they are the deep state, right?

Look we already have a 24 hour a day Trump infomercial – and Sean Hannity runs it.

Syrian people? Not so much.