Trump Is The Reason For The Season
Okay, so you know how Republicans are all Super DeLux Brand Christians this time of year and pitch Holy Wars over the guaranteed fact that they can’t say Merry Christmas because we won’t let them?
And how they bemoan that Jesus is forgotten this time of year, especially on Starbucks cups?
Well, thanks to Donald Trump, that’s not true any longer.
They just changed Jesus’s name to …
Yep – Trump Christmas Wrapping Paper, complete with the name of their Lord and Savior.
You can go see it right here. Or if you can’t bring yourself to do that, here’s a sneak peek.
This isn’t being done by some outlier Republican group. No sireeeeee. This is sponsored by the National Republican Congressional Committee. Yeah, the big guys.
Their fundraising letter adds —
No, Honey, I suspect you’ll still be hawking this crap when Trump and everybody who had ever smiled at him is in prison.
spouse: Stephen Miller with an elf hat
1“Give the gift they’re afraid to open.”
2Trump ornament on a background of snowflakes…..
3I can see the unused leftovers in the free box at a garage sale next year.
4Odd that the word “Christmas” doesn’t appear on the paper; I guess that it’s because we won’t allow it.
5Dear Ronna Romney McDaniel,
There’s a new trend in wrapping paper. It’s reversible. Like elections are reversible through impeachment. To raise funds and boost sales, include IQ4.5’s tax returns on bonus rolls. List his crimes on greeting cards. Include ribbon that can be woven into rope for a noose. Brighten up those Christmas stocking with tar and feathers.
670,000 children in cages so far in 2019
No wrapping paper. Perhaps a bill board… laser imaged to Trump tower…
https://i.imgflip.com/34acxi.jpg
7Now if was toilet paper…
8Am I overreacting when I remember a German Christmas tree topped with a swastika?
9Re edit:
Now if IT was toilet paper…
Much better!
10Not quite sure this is real
Did not find it by starting at nrcc.org
11Anne @11: https://secure.winred.com/nrcc/trump-wrapping-paper/
12@Papa 10: Oh, there is toilet paper with the Orange Moron’s face on it. The store up the street can’t keep it in stock.
13I will literally burn, unopened, anything I am given wrapped in that paper.
14ETA: Amazon has a ton of the stuff:
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=trump+toilet+paper
15Shouldn’t he be marketing wallpaper?
16Any gift wrapped in this paper can automatically either be tossed (as it would probably have Don jr’s screed) or tossed into the gift exchange-if you truly hate the people in the exchange.
17Well, he is their savior – or at least they act that way. The Chronicle is reporting the free Kanye tix at Lakewood are going for $500 on the secondary market. Good old prosperity gospel at work!
18Is it manufactured in China?
19The toilet is the appropriate destination for anything with that
20egomaniac’s countenance on it. Purchasing that wrapping paper probably earns a bit of money for the bad guys, so use plain brown paper, free from Republican taint.
Would be great for lining your bird cages!
21“Supplies won’t last.”. They’re already trying to unload what ever isn’t sold to Dollar Tree.
Receiving something wrapped in trump paper is a hostile act.
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