Coolest Thing All Day

August 30, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Some charing soul with lotsa time on their hands created the Trump Twitter Archive and it’s cooler than it even sounds.

You can search by day, by word, and by retweets.

You’re gonna want to bookmark this one so you can catch him barehanded lying.

Thanks to Jan for the heads up.

So Here’s Something to Ponder

August 29, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

I read this today.

65% of “self-described conservatives” believe that social media companies like Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube are purposely censoring conservatives and conservative ideas from their sites, according to a new Media Research Center/McLaughlin & Associates poll that Axios obtained first.

Okay, so does being a conservative make you paranoid or does being paranoid make you conservative.

Look guys, not being popular or clever or funny or meaningful isn’t censorship – it’s the result of the free market.

If you’re not interesting, you don’t get a lot of likes, which means you don’t get shoved to the top.  You know, free markets, survival of the fittest – all those things you believe it.

That’s how this works.  You’re not going to be trending on Twitter if all you are Tweeting is “libtard” and fart jokes.

But, I’m just guessing about all this.

 

Yeah, Beto Rocks!

August 29, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Ted Cruz is very fond of saying that Robert Francis O’Rourke only uses the name Beto so people will think he’s Hispanic. Irony is dead, y’all, because Rafael Edward Cruz uses Ted because he doesn’t want people to think he is Hispanic.

And now Cruz is making much of O’Rourke for having been a punk rock band in the 90’s, where he made two albums, toured the US and Canada, and probably smoked dope and got laid.  Beto even got arrested for DUI once but the case was later dismissed.

Unlike Cruz, who still gets teased to this day for walking the halls of his coed dorm at Princeton wearing nothing but a paisley silk housecoat, which the girls found to be “creepy.”

 

 

Yeah, Beto is very well rounded and well liked, and that’s gotta drive Cruz nuts.  But mostly, Beto is a man of courage who would never sacrifice his father and his wife on the alter of Trump.

And since we’re speaking of winning Texas elections, don’t forget that the Juanita Jean PAC is accepting donations to pay block walkers for Beto and the entire Democratic ticket., including the young man running to be my congressman, Sri Preston Kulkarni.

By the way, here’s a recent picture of Beto taking the stage and holding his own with The Poet of Texas, Willie Nelson.

 

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Got Racism?

August 29, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Oh y’all, Florida, where Trumpism squirts all over the place.  And where the dog whistles have become just regular whistles.  Or cowbells, maybe they are cowbells now.

New Republican nominee for governor, Ron DeSantis gave an interview on Fox this morning where he referred to the African American Democratic nominee as “articulate.”

And then, oh yes he does, he tells Fox News that we shouldn’t “monkey up” Florida by electing his opponent Andrew Gillum.

You think I’m jacking with you, don’t you?  Well, I am not.

Hey Ron, we hear you!

Thanks to S Gray for the heads up.

Not Only Is He Still Alive, He’s Become A Star Wars Villain

August 29, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Remember Bob Dole, the guy who did the first Viagra commercials?  And ran for President once, I think. And he was always kinda creepy and you never did really trust him?

Well, you were right.  He has completed his destiny to become one of those Darth things in Star Wars.

 

 

Yeah, that’s Bob Dole.  And what ever became of him?

Well, it appears he is on the board of directors of a bank that is so corrupt that even the Russians won’t deal with them.  But, do you want to know who will?  Paul Manafort.

Yeah, a bank in Kyrgyzstan is money laundering machine for oligarchs.

As Global Witness’ investigation found, companies with accounts at AUB maintained “significant indicators that suggest money laundering: hundreds of millions of dollars seemed to be moving through their accounts while they were not engaged in any real business activity.” One company even apparently used a dead Russian to mask the identity of someone passing $700 million through the company’s AUB account.

And there sits Bob Dole on the board of directors.

Kinda reaffirms that voting for Bill Clinton for a second term was very wise.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.

Tick Season is at Its Peak…

August 29, 2018 By: El Jefe

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