George Papadopoulous: Innocent Bystander

September 01, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Okay, I’m reading Defendant’s Sentencing Memorandum on George Papadopolous.  This is where George’s lawyer tells the judge why George shouldn’t be sent to prison for the rest of his damn life.

It is 16 pages long, but I don’t have to get past the top of the second page to say the WTF words.  It starts off saying that George really didn’t do anything wrong when he mislead federal investigators looking into the fact the Russia meddled in our elections.

Get a load of this:

Mr. Papadopoulos misled investigators to save his professional aspirations and preserve a perhaps misguided loyalty to his master.

Translated: George lied to save his butt, which, they claim, is very different than and far less awful than why other people lie. Other people lie, I suspect, to save their ass. George just lied to save his butt and his “master.”

And Donald Trump is his “Master”? Does that require official paperwork or just a “Slave to Your Heart” tattoo?

Papadopolous is asking for probation. And really, his lawyer argues, just the fact that he’s now a convicted felon is enough punishment. Are you kidding me?  Hey, you have to have ‘convicted felon’ on your resume to get a $300,000 a year job on Fox News. This is an employment opportunity for him.

And then there’s page six where they talk about George’s “giddiness” over Trump’s attention. I can’t talk about that.  Seriously, I can’t.

Need some cheap entertainment?  It’s only 16 pages and in big print.

Thanks to Gray for the heads up.

Putting John To Rest

September 01, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

I watched some of the John McCain funeral today.

When George W looks classy, it’s time to admit that Trump is a pig.  President Obama got a few digs in but I doubt Trump understood them.

I heard that Trump was on the golf course today.  And he cheats at golf, but you’re not surprised to hear that, are you?

 

Rare But Necessary Saturday Morning Cartoon

September 01, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

 

If you can’t read it, it says “Trump sends federal workers a little something extra in their pay.”

I hope they’re all registered to vote.

 

I’d Pay For a Ticket To See That

August 30, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

It seems that Lindsey Graham is angry at how Trump has treated the death of John McCain.

Graham also told “CBS This Morning” co-host John Dickerson that while he’s open to working with the president and will do “everything” he can to help the commander-in-chief, Mr. Trump’s past comments about the military hero bother him “greatly.”

“It pisses me off to no end, and I let the president know it,” Graham said.

I would have bought a ticket to that.

I can imagine Graham getting all snitty.  It would involved lots of finger shaking, head tossing, tippy toe stomping, back of hand against forehead, and eye rolling sarcasm.

Trump would be all arm crossing, chin disappearing, muttering, not goods, and no telling what biological sounds.

Hey, admit it – you’d watch.

 

Thoughts on McCain

August 30, 2018 By: El Jefe

Since his death last Saturday, I’ve stayed pretty quiet about John McCain and the legacy he left behind, but wanted to share a few of my own thoughts about that legacy.  With 60 years of public service, which included 5 1/2 years as a POW in Hanoi, McCain certainly earned every bit of respect he’s now receiving by millions around the world.  He was a creature of the Republican party, but also stood against that party many times, especially when it was dead wrong and pushing some idiotic or cruel policy that helped no one except its base of bigots and special interests.  That part of John McCain I’ll miss greatly.

Having said that, there is one huge stain on his legacy for which I’ll never forgive him.  When he he ran for the presidency in 2008,  McCain abandoned the straight talk express and, as Stephen Colbert aptly put it, “climbed onto the the crazy train”.  Remember that?  McCain, always known for common sense and a fierce adherence to the truth, starting ranting like a teabagger and social warrior trying to get the base behind him instead of Romney (who was doing the same thing), and ideologues Mike Huckabee and Ron Paul.  It was shameful.  But the worst thing he did after winning the nomination?  He gave a voice and a face to the Know-Nothing Idiotic Wing of the Republican party by naming Sarah Palin to the ticket.  That one action opened the floodgates to a tsunami of bullshit, lies, and coded racist rants that the fringes of the party lapped up like spilled Boone’s Farm on a dance hall floor.  My God, what a disaster.  Palin would spout word salad about “death panels” or “palling around with terrorists”, and all of a sudden the airwaves were full of it.  Literally.  She inflicted a new low of stupidity and falsehood never before seen in American politics.

McCain gave the alt-right exactly what we didn’t need, which was a megaphone that has metastasized into the slow motion train wreck that now assaults our senses on a daily basis.  The GOP bears no resemblance to the business and freedom friendly party of the last half of the 20th century, having morphed into a Russian-loving, fascist movement that actually believes that Trump is some God-fearing messiah rather than the spray painted, hair weaved, lying shitbag that is reality.  The GOP of Lincoln is dead and has become the Trumpist Party which gushes about the beauty and grace of the nude model from Slovenia who is now the First Lady, and actually believes that the FBI, CIA, Justice Department, Homeland Security, and all non-Trumpists are corrupt conspirators out to get him.  They believe his denials about Russian interference in our elections and his campaign’s involvement in it, and support the convicted criminals who ran his campaign while refusing to honor McCain, who ironically paved the way for this rot that is coming from the head.

In total, McCain’s 60 years of public service is not totally negated by his selection of Palin, but that decision surely did a tremendous amount of damage to our country that will take decades to reverse (if ever), and history will not look kindly upon it.

There is a place for anger, and THIS is it.

 

The Good Guys Win

August 30, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

The order for the Alex Jones case was signed yesterday and released this morning.

Little Bubba is in Austin for another hearing, but we have the results of the first hearing for the case representing the Sandy Hook parents.

 

 

Click right here to see the whole damn thing.

That means Little Bubba won and the biggest hurdle for getting this to trial has been jumped.

God bless America.