If you have any questions about how the vote will go, here’s a hint.
The White House Gift Shop is already selling a Brett Kavanaugh Commemorative Coin. They don’t have a picture of it yet but you can pre-order it today!
It’s official name is “Constitutionalism.” It’s a Historic Moments Coin.
It makes me want to invent a game where women all puke on the Devil’s Triangle: Trump, Kavanaugh, and Grassley.
Okay, here’s the deal. Grassley has delicately announced of the FBI report, “There’s nothing in it that we didn’t already know.”
What the hell is that?
Look, Grassley already knew that the guy is a liar, a drunk, assaults women, and vowed revenge on Democrats. So if the FBI reports confirms all that … he knew it. Hell, I knew it. The National Council of Churches knew it. About 1,700 law professors around the county knew it.
So, Republicans said they interviewed 9 people and none of them could corroborate Ford’s account of sexual assault. Whoopsie damn doo.
He is unfit for a lifetime appointment. Period. And carefully worded statements don’t fix that.
Senator John Kennedy, a Republican from Louisiana, has been doing some thinking. He has decided that …
So now he says he was kidding, but dammit it’s still weird.
And this came from the party that sold the country to the Russians to win and keeps a maniac in the White House just to keep the win. His mother suckled him on hypocrisy and hate.
By the way, I will give him this: he has a soul. It’s in Donald Trump’s back pocket.
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Oh y’all, how come all great stories start with “Florida man …”
See the logic?
The man, whose name is Earle of course, says he took some pain medication at noon and then started actively drinking at 2:00.
Earle, who is almost 70 years old, drove Mercury Grand Marquis to Vero Beach and at 5:28 p.m. was in a McDonald’s drive-thru, bumping the car in front of him, because you know how damn slow they are at the Vero Beach McDonald’s.
But Earle explained that it’s not a bad as you think.
“(Stevens) further explained that he was not drinking while the car was moving and only when he stopped for stop signs and traffic signals,” deputies wrote in the arrest report.
So Ole Earle got arrested and taken to the pokey where he blew a .153 on the breath test, which is like double-drunk. He told officers that he “felt pretty good.”
Oh yeah, and Earle says he’s never had a valid Florida driver’s license.
I live in a rural area. Developers have come in and replaced rice fields that are supposed to flood with houses that flood. But there’s plenty of cotton, corn, feed grain, and pecans. There’s even a little rice left.
So, I know a lot of farmers and they are fond of telling me, “You know how to make a small fortune in farming? Start with a large fortune.”
And that’s exactly what Donald Trump did.
Oh, y’all, we’re gonna have to take him out behind the barn with Granny’s switch.
Little Lindsey is still suffering from his prissy hissy ditsy fit.
Remember how Brett Kavanaugh got all snotty with Amy Klobuchar, asking her if she ever blacked-out? It was so egregious that he apologized to her after the break.
Oh no, says Lindsey in that nasal little screechy voice of his. Klobuchar owes Kavanaugh an apology.
I am not kidding.
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) told Fox News that Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) should apologize to Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.
Graham noted that Kavanaugh apologized during last Thursday’s Senate Judiciary Committee hearing for “snapping” at Klobuchar after she asked him if he had ever “blacked out” from drinking.
Said Graham: “Here’s what I think. Amy Klobuchar should apologize to Kavanaugh and his family for being part of a smear campaign that I haven’t seen for over 20 years of politics.”
And to think that 20 year span would include the impeachment of Bill Clinton for having sex. It also includes Lindsey seeing Barack Obama’s birthplace questioned. It includes the Benghazi hearings which, I remind you, found nothing on Hillary Clinton.
Lindsey, go home. Without John McCain to reel you in, you’re a floundering idiot.