One Of Those Days

April 29, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Sorry to disappear on you guys.  I just spent 2 hours and 8 minutes on the phone with AT&T.  The nicest woman helped me but their computer system sucks.  We finally got things figured out.

And then I spent and hour and 18 minutes (don’t you love how your phone keeps count?) with the CAD in my county.  For some reason they gave me the over 65 on my house but not the homestead.  They are claiming I never filed for my homestead. I did. Think of it this way: if I didn’t file for my homestead, why did I get the over 65 exemption?  They couldn’t figure that out either.

I haven’t checked the news and haven’t even read all my email, but I thought you’d enjoy this heads up from Deb T.

The White House is selling a Covid-19 Historic Moments in History Medal.

Would I lie?

 

 

Now, aren’t you feeling all better now?

 

Greg Abbott, Dictator

April 29, 2020 By: El Jefe

Greg Abbott is a small government, local control, free trader.  Until he’s not.  Abbott is the worst kind of politician, one who doesn’t really believe in anything but his own power, who shifts his ideology to fit the situation that always advantages himself and his largest donors.  Texas has always been very independent where local control has been sacrosanct, and the governor’s office was designed to be a weak position.  No more.  It started under Rick Perry, but Abbott put consolidation of power on steroids aided by a state house full of ideologues who are either stupid, corrupt, or likely both.

Abbott has seized power away from municipalities and counties on everything from oil and gas development to environmental regulation to even trimming trees.  In good times the consolidation of broad local authority to a central point is bad policy.  The US Constitution recognized the role of the states in limiting the power of the federal government.  Abbott and Perry quoted that loudly and often with Barack Obama occupied the White House.  No more.  Now, Abbott cherry picks what he wants to control, like tree removals for some weird personal reason, and has done so again by abruptly ordering the reopening of thousands of businesses in Texas over the orders of municipal and county authorities all over the state.

What Abbott is doing is stupid; it’s not only stupid, he’s also doing it for precisely the wrong reasons.  He’s not rushing to reopen the state’s businesses because he believes it’s the right thing to do, he’s doing it to kick hundreds of thousands of workers off of state unemployment rolls.  The Texas Workforce Commission has already announced that if a business reopens and employees do not work ALL of the hours required by that business, the employees lose their unemployment benefits. Cisco Gamez, a Texas Workforce Commission spokesman even said that if an employee doesn’t feel safe working, they must refer their concerns to the US Occupational Safety and Health Administration, governed by the US Labor Department currently run by…wait for it…Eugene Scalia.  Yes, that Scalia, the son of Antonin Scalia.  The younger Scalia who’s made his career and is well known for undoing worker and safety regulations, was appointed by Trump to head the agency tasked with protecting workers’ rights (Yes, it’s a drinking game.)  Since Gamez’s statement, the Texas Workforce Commission “clarified” the policy that the state “may” allow some benefits to survive if a worker doesn’t feel safe to go to work.

The dangerous feature of Abbott’s idiotic orders is that he’s going to damage the programs that adults, like Lina Hidalgo and Sylvester Turner, have been implementing round the clock to protect those in Harris County.  The result is reduced cases here, but according to latest data from Johns Hopkins COVID-19 tracking program, Harris County new cases are still growing at an average weekly rate of 13%, which is low compared to other counties like Tarrant County, location of Fort Worth.  That city is governed by Trump supporter Betsy Price, who has already ordered that churches can begin holding services and bars and restaurants can open.  Their case growth rate? 51% this week.  That’s right, THREE times that of Harris County.  And those are just the cases we know about.

Abbott, like Trump, is literally getting people killed.  And he’s covering it up.  To keep the numbers low, I’m convinced Abbott is dragging his feet on broad distribution of testing.  Like Trump, Abbott keeps promising millions of tests that never materialize.  Texas has tested just over 200,000 people or less than 1% of the population.  Every medical expert advises not to reopen businesses and public buildings until testing and contact tracing is massive.  Abbot clearly doesn’t want that because then it would be hard to justify what he’s doing right now.

Abbott’s plan is dangerous.  Overruling local officials who are actually listening to medical experts is nothing short of gross negligence.

Does Dumb Trickle Down?

April 28, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Okay, so Mike Pence visited the Mayo Clinic today … and refused to wear a mask.

 

 

The mask isn’t to protect him – it’s to protect everyone else, including patients.

There’s no explanation yet as to why the damn hell he’s not wearing a mask.  Explaining why you would want to endanger sick people with a cold or a flu you might have would be a great exercise in good manners.

They are just so damn arrogant.

 

 

I dunno – maybe masks muss their hair.

 

Who Could Have Guess?

April 28, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

The Short Version:

 

 

The Hissy Fit Version:

Her name is Audrey Whitlock and she believes that the Democratic Governor’s stay-at-home order violates her First Amendment Rights and her religious freedom.  So, to fix that evil stuff, she decided to go out and infect as many people as she could to prove she loves Jesus.

Audrey ain’t alone.

Davidson county resident Colleen Gill Sprinkle told WXII that she disapproves of the restrictions despite having lost her 88-year-old father to the virus and becoming infected herself.

Colleen says it’s not right that you can go to the grocery store but you can’t go to church.  The way I figure it, Colleen needs to get her butt to church real bad because she killed her damn Dad with a virus she caught out playing around at a political rally.  Colleen, you don’t need church, you need a come to Jesus meeting and Jesus says he’ll meet you alone in your closet.

Oh Sweet Jesus, protect us from your followers.

 

None Is So Blind As Those Who Will Not See

April 28, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Well, it’s nice to catch them and sometimes it’s pretty easy because they are pretty dumb.

The chairwoman of the Arizona Republican Party is encouraging people planning to protest stay-at-home orders imposed amid the coronavirus pandemic to dress like health care workers.

Recently, several health care workers around the country have worn their scrubs and medical gear to counterprotest against people calling for states to reopen against the urgings of medical experts.

So, if the pro-virus Republicans want people to trust them, they can wear health care professional clothing so people will think that doctors and nurses say it’s okay to prance about blowing their foul breath on everyone.

Good Lord, people.  Listen to them talk …

“Planning protest to #ReOpenAmerica? EVERYONE wear scrubs & masks – the media doesn’t care if you are really in healthcare or not – it’s the ‘message’ that matters,” she wrote.

Message, my sweet patootie. It’s all about how it looks. It’s the new Republican Party – what matters is how it looks, not what’s real.

They are making me crazy.

 

The Uncounted Deaths

April 28, 2020 By: El Jefe

We all know that Trump’s incompetent and cruel response to the Coronavirus cost US lives.  Now we’re getting a sense of just how many.  During March and early April, the US recorded 8,128 deaths from COVID-19.  But, and it’s a big but, there were another over 7,000 “excess deaths” during that time not attributed to the disease, but probably were.  Here’s the graph:

 

“Excess deaths” is defined to be those deaths above the normal curve of mortality in the US.  Were all these deaths attributable to Coronavirus?  We don’t know because testing during that time was unavailable, and continues to be unavailable for millions of Americans.  Only history will be able to tell the story of how many died in this pandemic once this crisis is over, but I think any objective person already knows the answer.