September 16, 2020
By: Juanita Jean Herownself
The GOP Senate candidate in Delaware doesn’t just believe in QAnon, Lauren Witzke also believes the earth is flat and that Trump should be president for life.
With her victory still just hours old, the newest Republican Senate nominee publicly thanked a white nationalist leader who marched in the “Unite the Right” rally and has questioned the number of Jews killed in the Holocaust.
She also claims that she used to be a “low level drug runner” for the Mexican cartels, She claims that Trump’s win inspired her get off drugs and become a Republican “political operative.” Think about it, though, Mexican drug runner and Republican political operative aren’t that far apart and require the same skill set. I mean, in both you force people to take things that will actually kill them but they thank you for doing it.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
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September 16, 2020
By: Juanita Jean Herownself
Democrats in the Oregon State Senate could not reach a quorum to vote on a climate change bill because 11 Republican state senators walked out of the senate and some even left the state. The Republicans could stop the debate and the vote, but they could not stop climate change.

Fred Girod was one of those senators. He refused to come back to the senate for a full month. So the cap and trade bill never got a discussion or a vote.
Fred Girod’s house burned down.
Girod, a 69-year-old state senator, made an impromptu trip Sunday into his sprawling district that includes many of the most hard-hit areas decimated by wildfires that have now burned more than 1 million acres across the state and killed at least 10 people.
‘It hurts,’ Girod said, hands in his dark denim jeans.”
Well, damn, it’s the first time Girod’s hands have been in his own pockets.
Thanks to Larry for the heads up.
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September 16, 2020
By: Juanita Jean Herownself
The Stephanopoulos town hall will be taught in both political science classes and abnormal psychology.
I think it’s interesting how normal, every day people were more apt to press Trump than reporters do. People are not afraid of him like reporters are.
Trump told George Stephanopoulos of ABC News that he has a new heath care plan ready to unveil:
TRUMP: I have it all ready. I have it all ready.
STEPHANOPOULOS: But it’s … you’ve been trying to strike down preexisting conditions…
TRUMP: It doesn’t matter. I have it all ready, and it’s a much better plan for you, and it’s a much better plan.
Trust him, believe him, it’s a much better plan for George Stephanopoulos. Although I doubt even that.
One thing you can say about Trump. He does not feel anyone’s pain.
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September 15, 2020
By: Juanita Jean Herownself
Top HHS spokesman Michael Caputo, who proved himself to be a crazy man last weekend, called an emergency staff meeting on this afternoon to apologize for acting like a damn fool on Facebook Live.
On Sunday, Caputo took to Facebook Live to level a series of wild and false accusations that warned of an armed insurrection after the election and asserted without evidence that public health officials were trying to undermine Trump’s reelection bid.
I dunno, telling people that they better start clipping coupons for ammo …“
And when Donald Trump refuses to stand down at the inauguration, the shooting will begin. The drills that you’ve seen are nothing… If you carry guns, buy ammunition, ladies and gentlemen, because it’s going to be hard to get.”
He blamed his behavior on a combination of physical health issues and the toll of fielding death threats against his family. So this bozo thinks he’s the only person getting death threats in America? Maybe he’d like to be a black father who lost his job and is going to be evicted from his home during a pandemic. Or maybe just a nurse or a school teacher who face death every damn day.
Or maybe he thinks threatening to shoot people at the inauguration is the nice and polite way of treating your fellow Americans.
This guy doesn’t need to be fired. He needs to be locked up.
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September 15, 2020
By: Juanita Jean Herownself
When you come across an application for a PAC named ‘Women for a More Christian America’ you probably expect more bleached blonde screaming women with enormous crosses and red dresses.
That’s not what’s happening here. Go on, click it, it won’t bite.

Maybe, just maybe, Trump has overstepped?
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.
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September 15, 2020
By: Juanita Jean Herownself
I woke up this morning to this:

Only two? What manner of miracle happened last night while I slept? Was Trump right and the virus finally disappeared poof! like magic along with the strangling national debt and the worse economy since the depression? Did police officers say, “Ya know, we have got to quit killing black people”? Did the fire on the entire west coast flicker out and Servpro appeared like it never even happened? Are we requiring a metal health test to work at the White House? Was QAnon found with Alice’s red slippers?
Oh CNN, if you can only find two disasters today, you’ve quit trying.
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