I Dunno. Maybe It’ll Be An Improvement.

September 16, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The GOP Senate candidate in Delaware doesn’t just believe in QAnon, Lauren Witzke also believes the earth is flat and that Trump should be president for life.

With her victory still just hours old, the newest Republican Senate nominee publicly thanked a white nationalist leader who marched in the “Unite the Right” rally and has questioned the number of Jews killed in the Holocaust.

She also claims that she used to be a “low level drug runner” for the Mexican cartels, She claims that Trump’s win inspired her get off drugs and become a Republican “political operative.”  Think about it, though, Mexican drug runner and Republican political operative aren’t that far apart and require the same skill set. I mean, in both you force people to take things that will actually kill them but they thank you for doing it.

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0 Comments to “I Dunno. Maybe It’ll Be An Improvement.”


  1. Bluegirlfromwyo says:

    Yes, but is she a witch?

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  2. Remember when a Democrat said “It’s all about the Benjamin’s”, and right wingers said she wasn’t referring to the guy on the $100 bill, but was instead uttering anti-Semitic slur? Why am I hearing crickets rather than loud denunciations? It’s almost as though Republicans are wildly hypocritical.

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  3. Steve from Beaverton says:

    Wow, she’s got an impressive resume which prepares her to be a repugnantican senator. The repugnantican party likes to tout how inclusive they are. Ya, any frickin nut is welcome- as long as they’re white, dumb and dangerous. She checks every box.

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  4. Buttermilk Sky says:

    You’ll be shocked to know that according to a recent survey, two-thirds of young American adults know nothing about the Holocaust.

    Or maybe you won’t be.

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/sep/16/holocaust-us-adults-study

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  5. Miz JJ, can you and Thelma please help that poor girl with her dark roots? While she is under your tender care please give her a lesson or two about American History and how we don’t do kings and dictators here. At least we haven’t yet and I’m not inclined to start now.

    She could use a few more history lessons but I’m skeptical of her ability to absorb them.

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  6. Sam in Superior says:

    Donald Trump’s forgotten love child with Leona Helmsley?

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  7. The Surly Professor says:

    I don’t believe she is old enough to have been a drug runner, and then enough time has passed for the statute of limitations to have expired her crime. So surely the DEA, FBI, and Homeland Security are investigating her, right?

    Of course, Bill Barr is busy defending Trump’s rape case, and ginning up accusations against Biden and son. But as soon as he hears about this, a task force and grand jury will be created and put right on that. Right?

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  8. Harry Eagar says:

    I don’t believe the drug-running story at all and am dubious about the addiction story.

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  9. Karen in New Mexico says:

    Harry @ 8: Something addled her brain.

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  10. Harry Eagar @8,
    I -can- believe that this foul example, and many others of her cultist tribe, can switch from one extreme to another.
    There’s gotta be some DSM-defined psych and/or addictive reasons why.

    My own brother [if still alive] is one of the most extremist RWNJs you can’t imagine today and for the last two decades or so.
    Until he was in his mid-thirties/forties he was basically a no-account wastrel. Never held a job for long, total conman, pothead and alky. A major source of his income, as I was once told by him, was apparently drug dealing and running.
    At some point he did a 180 and became a batshit rightwinger all-in for extreme ‘LawNorder’ and neo-fascism. WTF?
    The real Nazis eliminated his type early on, both the druggy slacker deviants, and their own SA Sturmabteilung Brownshirts [(Braunhemden)]. There’s a valuable lesson in there somewhere.

    “low level drug runner”

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  11. The Surly Professor says:

    Sandridge@10: ” one of the most extremist RWNJs you can’t imagine today and for the last two decades or so.
    Until he was in his mid-thirties/forties he was basically a no-account wastrel. Never held a job for long, total conman, pothead and alky.”

    Uhh, was your brother’s name Donald J. Trump?

    [Just joking; Trump doesn’t drink booze]

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  12. She should fit right in with the low intelligence Repugnuts in Congress! She evidently is above being a low level member of the legislature and expects to step directly into the Senate.

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  13. Sam in Superior @ 6,

    Or Trump’s next mistress or Girl Friday,Saturday & Sunday.

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  14. Harry Eagar says:

    Sandridge, I have a number of friends who were something above low level drug runners, and the one thing they all agree on is that they are lucky to be alive.

    So that’s why I disbelieve her story about working for the cartel.

    As for cleaning up after heroin addiction, most people don’t and those that do usually show road wear.

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