About a year ago, Washington Post cartoonist Ann Telnaes did a cartoon depicting a stylized woman standing next to a sideways GOP elephant.  The elephant had its trunk up the woman’s skirt.  It was funny.

So when Marion Stanford of Hamilton, Texas, drew one of her own to put in her front yard, she meant it to make a point – just not the point Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller’s sicko mind thought it meant.

Sid Miller was outraged, outraged I tell you, at this sign in Marion’s front yard.  Sid took himself to Facebook to post pictures of the sign and claim, by gawd, it’s was Brett Kavanaugh’s daughter.  Yes, absolutely, Marion drew a picture of Brett Kavanaugh’s daughter for the sole purpose to ridicule Kavanaugh’s daughter.

I dunno, but I’m pretty sure that Kavanaugh’s daughters have arms, and maybe noses.  I hope you recall what I always say, “They first step to becoming a Republican is a humorectomy.” Sid and his supporters were so appalled by this yard sign that they called the cops.

The damn police.

They called the police contending the sign was pornographic and suggested that Marion was probably a pedophile.

“This is not something a reputable, respected politician would do,” Stanford said of Miller’s post. “There’s nothing in my sign that remotely suggests it’s Kavanaugh’s daughter.”

No matter, the police show up and the story gets weirder.

Here’s Marion’s side …

“Police told me to remove the sign or they would take it and would arrest me,” Stanford said. “So I let them take the sign.”

And here’s the city manager’s side …

It’s political season, and a citizen here placed a yard sign that featured a political animal taking an inappropriate position with a young child,” Pete Kampfer said. “A police member visited the owner’s home, and the owner asked the officer to take the sign.”

Okay, see, I don’t believe Marion would tell the police to take the sign without them suggesting something bad would happen if she didn’t.  After all, that sign would bring a hefty bid at a Democratic political auction.

Y’all, these people are sick. But what can you expect from “Trump’s Man in Texas.”

Thanks to everybody for the heads up. 

If you have any questions about how the vote will go, here’s a hint.

The White House Gift Shop is already selling a Brett Kavanaugh Commemorative Coin.  They don’t have a picture of it yet but you can pre-order it today!

It’s official name is “Constitutionalism.”  It’s a Historic Moments Coin.

It makes me want to invent a game where women all puke on the Devil’s Triangle:  Trump, Kavanaugh, and Grassley.

Okay, here’s the deal.  Grassley has delicately announced of the FBI report, “There’s nothing in it that we didn’t already know.”

What the hell is that?

Look, Grassley already knew that the guy is a liar, a drunk, assaults women, and vowed revenge on Democrats.  So if the FBI reports confirms all that … he knew it. Hell, I knew it. The National Council of Churches knew it.   About 1,700 law professors around the county knew it.

So, Republicans said they interviewed 9 people and none of them could corroborate Ford’s account of sexual assault.  Whoopsie damn doo.

He is unfit for a lifetime appointment. Period.  And carefully worded statements don’t fix that.

Senator John Kennedy, a Republican from Louisiana, has been doing some thinking.  He has decided that …

So now he says he was kidding, but dammit it’s still weird.

And this came from the party that sold the country to the Russians to win and keeps a maniac in the White House just to keep the win.  His mother suckled him on hypocrisy and hate.

By the way, I will give him this: he has a soul. It’s in Donald Trump’s back pocket.

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Oh y’all, how come all great stories start with “Florida man …”

See the logic?

The man, whose name is Earle of course, says he took some pain medication at noon and then started actively drinking at 2:00.

Earle, who is almost 70 years old, drove Mercury Grand Marquis to Vero Beach and at 5:28 p.m. was in a McDonald’s drive-thru, bumping the car in front of him, because you know how damn slow they are at the Vero Beach McDonald’s.

But Earle explained that it’s not a bad as you think.

“(Stevens) further explained that he was not drinking while the car was moving and only when he stopped for stop signs and traffic signals,” deputies wrote in the arrest report.

So Ole Earle got arrested and taken to the pokey where he blew a .153 on the breath test, which is like double-drunk.  He told officers that he “felt pretty good.”

Oh yeah, and Earle says he’s never had a valid Florida driver’s license.