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Oh, Steve King, Don’t Talk About Cultural Suicide Unless You’re Ready To Do It

October 23, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Iowa Republican congressvarmint Steve King went to Austria for some damn reason and did an interview with a far right nutwing magazine that is the equivalent to Breitbart.

He talked about something I’ve never heard of before.  The Great Replacement.  It’s a theory that white culture is having abortions, not babies, but that other cultures are bringing their babies to American and western Europe in order to overrun the place with people who ain’t white.  Oh yeah, and George Soros is funding it. I don’t know what Nancy Pelosi has to do with it but it’s gotta be something.

King’s conversation with Sommerfeld largely revolves around the paranoid idea of the Great Replacement — the belief that mass migration, particularly from Muslim-majority countries, is an extinction-level event for white European culture and identity. Or as he put it in the interview, a “slow-motion cultural suicide.”

Now King wouldn’t say that in this country because he doesn’t have a lick of courage. He has to run over to the pot smoking Austrians.  Hey, I don’t want to bring up the past, but the Austrians let Hitler annex them because they were intimidated when Hilter screamed at their Chancellor, sounding a whole lot like Lindsay Graham at the Kavanaugh hearing.  They got all scared at that mean voice and said, “Here, take our country, anything.”  Hey, I’m no dummy – I saw Sound of Music.

Good Lord, he’s Alex Jones with a job.  And you pay him.

Thanks to Stacey for the heads up.

First Day of Early Voting in Texas UPDATED!

October 22, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

With your donation to the JuanitaJean PAC, you are an intricate part of this fun. So, I want to show you.

Beto O’Rourke came to Sugar Land, the home of Tom DeLay, and 1,800+ of his best friends showed up to hear him in the ballroom of the fanciest hotel in the county.

 

 

The room holds 1,800 and it was overflowing.  He will make 2 more appearances in the county today – in Richmond and in Missouri City.  He’s sharing the stage with two of our prominent candidates – Sri Kulkarni for congress and Brian Middleton for district attorney.  They both will be the first minorities elected in a county that is majority minority.

And to add to the fun, the Republican party chairman sent an odd email today.

The time has come for us to push back on the “Blue Wave” that the #FakeNews has been attempting to cause. We only win this Election when we turn out to vote and ensure our friends, neighbors, and family go vote Republican as well.

We are expecting a huge turnout of voters to cast votes this week. Will you be among them? If so, don’t give up on casting your vote. Fort Bend County voters can vote at any polling location in the county during Early Voting and Election Day.

So if they lose, it’s because the #FakeNews is the enemy of the people?  Nah, we see your president’s tweets. We saw Lindsey Graham’s snot nosed hissy fit over the supremacy of white males.  We heard your president advocate violence against reporters.

And then there’s that “If so, don’t give up on casting your vote.”  So, their people are giving up?

You know why Republicans are red, don’t ya?  They’re embarrassed.

UPDATE:  Check this out!  People camped out to vote in Houston.  Old white men don’t camp out!

 

One of Our Own

October 20, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Dale, Texas, is beween me and Austin if you get lost around Lockhart and drift east.

It is also home to customer Scott, who wonders, “Couldn’t we have our cake and the moral high ground too if we just found a better job for Ted?”

Hell, I’m game.

 

 

Scott promises to let us know if anybody messes with it.

I don’t think they have an HOA in Dale, Texas.

Thanks to Scott for the great work!

 

Homeowner Association Fight!

October 20, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Right here in my county, human people got fed up with rightwing people stealing our Beto yard signs.  You knew the signs were overly disturbing to them when their local political pundit had to put on Facebook to her minions to “calm down” about all the Beto signs because Cruz was going to win anyway.

Oh yeah?

There were the regular warning signs that “if you steal this sign, I will buy another and then Beto makes $5 more.” But, if history had taught us anything, it’s that the rightwing people just cannot keep themselves from destroying things.

Somebody is a genius.

 

 

Yep, it’s painted on their front yard, you sucky sign-stealing neighbors.

They hadn’t even finished painting it before the homeowner’s association guy was being rude at them.

Speaking with McClatchy newspapers, Bennett said the president of the HOA confronted the family about the sign before she, her husband and kids had even finished painting it.

“He was very hostile,” Bennett said. “This is truly a shock, that they became so angry.”

And then the HOA threatened to remove it themselves.

Bubba makes very few demand of me, but one of them is that we never, ever live where there’s an HOA. He contends this is Texas and a person’s property is a person’s property and you can’t step on somebody’s property without their permission, much less tell them what shrubbery they can have.

So anyway, they have 30 days to appeal the decision so that takes us until after the election and they weren’t planning on keeping up much past that.

So, in highly technical legal terms, the HOA can stuff it.

 

Coming to Fists!

October 18, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Lookie at what CNN just sent us.

A heated argument in the West Wing between chief of staff John Kelly and national security adviser John Bolton over a recent surge in border crossings turned into a shouting match Thursday, two sources familiar with the argument told CNN.

The two men argued about the increase in people coming across the border because Trump’s inhumane, heinous, and very expensive trick of separating children from their parent didn’t work at all except for the people making money from mistreating the children and making those horrible vans we saw with child seats in every row.

Trump sided with Bolton, which means he will now try something even worse than the last excursion into villainy.

 

 

I don’t know about you, but I’d almost pay money to see two old white men fight.  All we could hope is that there is no clear winner but lots of gore as they stab each other with their Mont Blanc pens.

 

More Lies

October 18, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You know, what bothers me about Trump is that he will lie about anything, even the little tiny things.  Remember when he told us a few days ago that he has the small arena at NRG for his rally with Ted that seats 8,000 because there weren’t any other venues available?  Well, come to find out, he lied.

UPDATE:

Due to an overwhelming response, the venue has changed to TOYOTA CENTER.

The Toyota Center is where the Rockets play and it holds 18,000 – still nowhere near the 55,000 at Willie and Beto’s event.

Minute Maid Park (where the Astros play) holds 41,000.  Plus, it’s at 6:30 so downtown is gonna be a mess.