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Thanks to Claire for the heads up.

In response to questions about climate change, Trump responded thusly.

‘You have scientists on both sides of [climate change],’ Trump told the AP.

‘My uncle was a great professor at MIT for many years: Dr. John Trump. And I didn’t talk to him about this particular subject, but I have a natural instinct for science, and I will say that you have scientists on both sides of the picture.’

By gawd, if Trump doesn’t realize that “natural instincts for science” is an oxymoron, then I have some jumbo shrimp I’d like to cook for him on clean coal and charge him a small fortune.

Y’all, this is a man whose natural instincts is to grab women by the cha-cha.  And that painting your skin orange is attractive.  I ain’t trusting his natural instincts.

Trump is all a’twitterin’ this morning about how he’s going to send the United States Military to “close the southern border” if Mexico doesn’t stop people from coming here.

So instead of jailing little tiny kids, he can just shoot them.  Man, that’ll get the base out to vote next week.

He’s declaring war on Mexico on a Thursday before most people even woke up.

What a guy.

So, there was this guy in Nevada running for the state assembly.  His name is Dennis Hof and, Honey, he’s a mess.  He’s calls himself “Trump from Pahrump.”

Dennis owns a stack of legal brothels.  He’s 72 years old and they found him dead in bed yesterday.  The night before he died he held a campaign rally / birthday party at his home.  Here’s the deal, according to his campaign manager.

Okay, so let’s take count here.  He was with Grover Norquist, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, porn star Ron Jeremy, and then Tucker Carlson called to see what he was missing.

That was the cause of death.  They’re going to do an autopsy but hell, being around those guys is lethal.  I would imagine there’s dead lizards and stuff all over the place, too.

Thanks to Phyllis for the heads up.  

I have some favorite moments from the O’Rourke / Cruz debate last night.

In the era of no-irony, Cruz snapped at a reporter who asked about the loss of civility. Listen carefully and you can hear guffaws from the audience.

To hear Ted Cruz blame the left wing for lack of civility is itself some kind of weird thinking all on its own.

And there’s Cruz’s six seconds of silence when asked about being a human being.  He was visibly shaken by the question.

You got a favorite?

I have a deep grudge against True the Vote.  The founder used to live in my county but I think I shamed her away from here.  Either that, or she changed her name and moved to Hypocrites Anonymous Village.

True the Vote is convinced that Democrats are stealing elections in Texas. Do you want to know how? By registering voters.

Here’s a fundraising letter they sent out.  Click here to see the big one.

Remember when ya’ll donated to send pre-filled out registration cards to Democrats who had moved here from other states but had not changed their voter registration?  Well, it worked a whole lot better than we anticipated.  So, True the Vote thinks you’re a jackass.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up and Election Law Blog for the find.