It looks like Congressvarmint Jordan will be getting a visit from the FEC’s lawyers in the enforcement division.

And, oh Baby, they far exceed $100,000 by a lot. By a whole lot.

Yeah, it appears that there’s some hanky-panky that Ole Jim absolutely didn’t see for himself and had no idea it was going on. No idea, I tell you, he did not see it, nor did he look for it. It was just going on with him in the next room but he didn’t know it.  You know how that happens, right?

Here’s just s few of the things Jim didn’t see or know that was happening on his own campaign finance reports.

* an increase in disbursements totaling $37,784.91 and a decrease in receipts totaling $176,910.06 on a 2019 report that covered campaign expenses between July and September.

* an increase in receipts totaling $144,562.79 on its year end report for 2019.

* a decrease in receipts totaling $56,995.48 and a decrease in disbursements totaling $502,687.65 on a 2020 pre-primary report that covered January 1 through February 26.

And that’s just a tiny little simple.

Poor Jim. People do all manner of horrible things right around him that he can’t see.  It must be awful to live that way.

He’s having a bad day.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

UPDATE: Well, lookie here —

The Daily Beast has jumped on the story with both feet and a cannon ball.

Brett Kappel, campaign finance attorney at Harmon Curran, said that the reports appear “so substantially incorrect” that the FEC may order an audit.

“The legal standard to trigger an FEC audit is high: Whether filings meet the threshold for ‘substantial compliance’ with the law,” Kappel explained. “Jordan’s FEC reports were so substantially incorrect over such a long period of time that they may meet the standard.”

We’ll probably have more days to enjoy about Jordan before this is over.  That’s a mess of money!

CNN Headlines:

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Ronny Jackson made sexual comments, drank alcohol and took Ambien while working as White House physician, Pentagon watchdog finds

Ronny Jackson is now in congress and you can’t tell him apart from any other Republican congressman. He just blends right in.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Texas Governor Greg Abbott has thrown out the mask mandate.

Yeah, it was working too well and all the scientists said not to do it.

He did it.  Starts next week.

Asshole.

UPDATE – he did it now to have it mask-free for college and public school spring break.  College break starts March 8th and March 15th is public schools.  Also, can’t miss St Patrick’s Day.

Alvin is a little racist town just south of me.  Here is their school board.

Now, I know your first thought is, “Isn’t that a nice Morman family. It looks like all the wives made their own clothes. That’s handy.”  It isn’t. It’s the damn school board.

We’re going to talk about only one of them.  I just thought you’d enjoy seeing them all. The woman in the black polka-dot dress in the back. Her name is Julie Pickren. She’s running for re-election. She spoke at the Pearland (bigger small city next to Alvin) Republican Club in January.  Her topic: a report from the January 6th March for Trump event.

Yeah, she was there and proud of it. She even claimed the people breaking into the capitol were antifa members.  She’s running for the damn school board.

Thanks to Pam for the heads up.

All Republicans are nincompoops. They will steal the gold out of their grandma’s teeth.

Here ya go.

The Office of Congressional Ethics (OCE) concluded in a report made public on Monday that there is “substantial” evidence that Rep. Steven Palazzo (R-Miss.) misused campaign as well as official funds and used his office to help his brother in violation of House rules.

Yep, it’s a white guy from Mississippi.  He charged his campaign $82,363  to use his lakeside property as a campaign headquarters.  He was trying to sell the property and it needed sprucing-up.  He also sent his staff to the property to oversee the maintenance and help with selling it.

And … he had his staff get his kids ready for camp and send them goodie boxes while they were at camp.

And … he helped his brother to upgrade his reenlistment code for the Navy.

And I’m sure there’s more.  He’s being represented by, of course, a former a congressman.

Okay, okay, I’m calm. At least I’m trying to be but normal people would be so nervous that they could thread a sewing machine while it’s running.

Space hurricanes.  Yeah, that’s a thing. Scientist are talking about it.

See, here’s what I don’t get. We’ve got a whole mess of Q people who have to make up conspiracies to have things to worry about.  Normal people don’t have to do that because we’ve got a pandemic and damn murder hornets on the way just when it’s safe to go outside from the damn pandemic. Not just your regular murder hornets, nope, we’ve got Asian Giant Murder Hornets right here in the country.

We want more!  Give us more! We’ve got dopes thinking they can bring down the government by stealing Nancy Pelosi’s laptop and getting Delbert and Dewayne to rifle through Ted Cruz’s senate desk but they ain’t got a damn rifle.

We can take it. Give us something mean and hard to survive! Give us your best shot!

Oh no, wait.

Y’all, there’s a space hurricane. It’s the first one we’ve seen on earth. It’s “raining electrons.”  I do not know what one does to prepare for a space hurricane but I’d be willing to bet that flashlight batteries and cooler filled with ice ain’t gonna cut it.