Mitt Romney still wants to kill FEMA. Today.

Because, you know, the free market can come in, scalp people, and ta da! prove that capitalism works!

Flip Flop Warning:  A category 5 flip flop is expected from the Romney camp today.  Sixty million people in the path of this hurricane need to take shelter from the trembling moral center of the Romney campaign.

However, a large flip flop is certainly more attractive than sitting in front of the teevee at the Romney headquarters praying that something godawful happens and hundreds of people die so it can be blamed on President Obama.

Yeah, The World Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc. holds the distributorship on cynicism.  We’ve earned it.

You’re gonna love this one.

I’m glad all the creative people are on our team.

Thanks to Deb and Craig for the heads up.

Okay, okay, think real hard about something even better than Barack Obama whipping up on Romney.

Oh, yes.

A series of Public Policy Polling (PPP) surveys conducted from Oct. 25-26 and released on Sunday show four GOP freshmen — Reps. Allen West (R-Fla.), Joe Walsh (R-Ill.), Chip Cravaack (R-Minn.) and Frank Guinta (R-N.H.) — facing trouble in the polls.

The Tea Party returning to its rightful place for little girls with imaginary friends.   I’ve had Christmases less exciting than that.

My prediction:  On November 7th the radio airwaves will be flowing with angry old white men. Hey, let’s get them out of Congress and back on Rush’s show where they belong.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

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Everybody’s favorite dog, Rep. Scott DesJarlais (R-Tenn.), the God-fearing Republican who asked his mistress to have an abortion, appears to have a busier schedule than we first thought.

Another mistress has come forward.

He picked her up while he was her doctor.

… she eventually dropped him as a physician after he kept pressing to keep it going.

“His biggest thing that’s completely unethical is him just picking up women while he’s a doctor,” the woman told the paper. “I mean, seriously, that’s his big no-no. … He’s just a hound.”

A hound?  Oh that is so appropriate.  I admit to laughing out loud  and doing a little happy dance to see a woman take down a hypocrite with such an impressive word.

Thanks to Sharon for the heads up.