Under the category of Holy Cow, He Did Not Keep Us Safe, Politico takes down George W Bush.

And, the Washington Post gives you a ringside seat at a Donald Trump meltdown.

Have a great weekend and I’ll see you tomorrow!

Here ya go. If you ever needed a reason to leave politics, you’ve got it.

Seriously.

Donald Trump is criticizing Hillary Clinton’s hair.

It cannot get more absurd than this.

I think I’ve told you guys before that Cathy Engelbrecht is a neighbor of mine and she runs True The Vote, a money-making operation that she invented to distract old white people from Republicans stealing elections and then giving her all their money.  That’s the truth.  I went to one of her lectures. I am 68 years old and I was the youngest person there and the only one who could hear. I know that because I was the only one cringing.

Cathy must have gotten her a graphics person. Get a load of this.

Now, I just want to remind you that Cathy did diddle squat with Republican election fraud going on right under her nose with a local candidate she supported. And that she and her husband run a machine shop with “serious” violations to workers health and safety.

How she keeps a tax-exempt status is stranger to me than UFO’s.

Hydra.  Well Miss Cathy Prissy, I just want you to know that I’ve been called worse. Much worse. And, by the way, so have you.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.

So a man bought a pack of cigarettes in a grocery store and asked a woman if she had a light.  Even though he never got within ten feet of her and the parking lot video showed that he did nothing that could be considered threatening, she pulled a gun on him.

And when he ran back inside the store. she let everybody know that her trigger finger was mighty itchy.

Others witnesses agreed. “Clearly this is a gunowner who doesn’t need to own a gun,” said Keeley Benoit.

Her 7-year-old son and his grandmother found themselves in McLain’s cross hairs as the man ran past them at the Walmart.

“When she looked up the gun was being pointed at the three of them and the lady says I’m going to shoot you. I’m going to kill you,” said Benoit.

Sherry McLain, 67 years old, is outraged, outraged I tell you, that she was arrested.

Endless to say, she was properly permitted to carry a gun.  We do not know the whereabouts of the good guy with a gun.

Thanks to Rhea for the heads up.

Y’all, Bob Dole endorses erectile dysfunction drugs and … well, the opposite.

Jeb Bush picked up a highly-touted endorsement Wednesday. Former U.S. senator and Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole announced his support of the former Florida Governor.

Well, that locks up the Centennial vote.

I guess he heard wrong when they said that Jeb! has electile dysfunction.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Last night, when most of you weren’t looking, Donald Trump said that “our wages are too high” in American.

Yeah, that’s why we’re all living in the Trump Tower.  Yeah, I’ve been complaining about that lately.  Damn, my life would be so good if I didn’t have so much money.

Then there was Marco Rubio.  He said the country needs “more welders and less philosophers.” So obviously we need more English majors and fewer United States Senators.

And you know that whole thing about he’s-a-nice-guy-once-you-get-to-know-him?  Not true for Jeb! Bush.

For the former Florida governor, 58 percent of Republican voters like him less after hearing more about him, compared with 32 percent who like him more.

Lastly, I watched Carly Fiorina last night.  And they say Hillary has a likability problem? Holy cow.  I think Fiorina has a I can’t stand to be in the same room with her problem.  I would not leave my children or my grandmother alone with that woman.