Archive for September, 2020

Yeah, Kentucky

September 19, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

 

Some days are just too heavy for words.  Democrats: just one letter between traitors and tractors.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.

Vaya Con Dios, Fierce Ruth

September 18, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

We miss you already.

 

 

 

RBG Dead. We are Fucked.

September 18, 2020 By: El Jefe Category: Dammit!, Flamethrower, Holy Crap

RBG has died.  Our worst case scenario is now reality.  Cue the GOP crying for an IMMEDIATE appointment to replace her, disregarding the “Biden Rule” repeated 1,000 times in 2016.

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Friday Fun

September 18, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

 

 

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The America That’s Great Right Now This Minute

September 17, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, this is a fun story sent to us by Kary, my Texan friend who retired to Spain and is spending all day every day emailing or on the phone getting Americans Abroad registered and voting while overlooking the ocean sitting on the gorgeous patio of his hillside villa with his gorgeous husband Jimmy.  Yeah, I’ve got friends like that.

Kary is kinda excited because there’s a drag queen who just won a primary election against an anti-gay Democrat in Delaware.

Delaware progressive Democrat Eric Morrison has soundly defeated incumbent State Rep. Earl Jaques (D) in the state’s primary election, garnering 61% of the vote.

Morrison is also a drag queen who performs under the name “Anita Mann.” Jacques, the incumbent, was a staunch opponent of LGBTQ rights.

Anita Mann – I love that.

Here’s Eric and some of his supporters on election night.

 

Here’s Anita Mann and she is fabulous.

 

 

It restored my faith in humanity for an afternoon!

Thanks to Kary for the heads up.

Bill Barr Is Giving Me a Damn Headache

September 17, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Have you noticed that Trump’s hissy fits, name-calling, and general egotistical behavior are rubbing off on Bill Barr?

I swear you could stick a pin in Barr and he’d fly around the room backwards for two or three days making exhaust noises and smelling up the air with haughty in three zip codes.

The latest?  The lawyers in his own justice department are pre-schoolers when they disagree with him.  Well yeah, you know, turning guns on peaceful protestors in the front of the White House might put your legal acumen in question, Barr.

“Name one successful organization or institution where the lowest level employees’ decisions are deemed sacrosanct, there aren’t. There aren’t any letting the most junior members set the agenda. It might be a good philosophy for a Montessori preschool, but it is no way to run a federal agency.”

Yeah, tell us how to run a federal agency, Bill, because we have never seen one run well under Trump. They have all been infested with cronyism and corruption at the top so if we don’t believe you, Master Barr, pull Stephen Miller out of your butt and mosey on down the road. You can leave your floppy shoes behind, because I feel sure that they will fit the next court jester, too.

And get this —

“You know, putting a national lockdown, stay at home orders, is like house arrest. Other than slavery, which was a different kind of restraint, this is the greatest intrusion on civil liberties in American history,” Barr said as a round of applause came from the crowd.

Oh, it’s going to be worse than that, Bill.  We’re going demand that people wear face masks in public.  As we approach 200,000 dead from doing it your way, Bill, I’m wondering about life, liberty, and happiness?  Is the life part unimportant?

Besides, conservatives do not get to lecture liberals about civil liberties. Don’t I have a civil liberty right to protest in front of the White House, Bill, without being hit, shoved, threatened, gassed and come damn close to having something sprayed on me that makes my skin feel like it’s on fire?  But there you were, waddling across the street with your boyfriend, watching civil liberties on the business end of  nightstick.

You’re an egg sucking dog, Bill Barr.

And your calmness in the face of women having forced hysterectomies with God only knows how many complications and deaths, is truly impressive.  We’re the United States, Bill, and we’re supposed to protect everybody’s civil liberties.  We may have had the right to send the immigrants back to Mexico but we absolutely do not have the right to rip their children from them and put them in cages, and then perform mystery unnecessary surgeries on them.

What the hell is wrong with your soul, Bill Barr?

I have more to say but I’ve run out of words and my fingers are tired.  I can assure you that I’m not finished.

A note to the secret service.  If Bill Barr refuses to leave the White House after the election, I have access to a front loader.  I just wanted you guys to know that, and that I’d be willing to drive it.