Archive for October, 2016

Breaking My Heart

October 05, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I am pretty darn sure that Mike Pence has never heard of Donald Trump.  Huff Post agrees.

Somebody should introduce them.  Seriously.

Let’s pretend that Mike Pence is not a raging homophobe, anti-choice, and on the verge of being defeated in his own state.  Even if Pence was a genius, a missionary, a popular governor, and a graduate of Harvard law school, Trump still would not listen to his Vice-Presidential running mate.

This breaks my heart.  I have an acquaintance who is a Facebook Republican. She is a sweet woman and claims to be a Christian, but this is what the cult of Donald Trump is doing to people. I sent her a note this morning that I was going to turn off her feed on my Facebook page until after the election because this crap is unforgivable.

 

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Her response to a friend pointing out that it’s untrue?  Well, he “looks and acts like a perv”, and that Snopes is run by Hillary supporters.  Yes, truth does have a liberal bias.

It is totally amazing to me that there are women in my world who think that Tim Kaine is a perv but Trump is a fine Christian man who has never done a perverted thing in his life.

anne_holton_dnc_hdqtrs_phoenix_az_sept_2016But, what bothers me most is that she went after Tim Kaine’s lovely and brilliant wife, Anne Bright Holton, who also attended Harvard Law, has been a Juvenile Court Judge, and has three children including a son who is currently a Marine.

She is a smart and accomplished woman.  I’m pretty certain that Donald Trump would purposefully insult her appearance but he can never insult her heart and mind, so his minions spread the rumor that she has sex with other men.

That is disgusting and deplorable, so Hillary can add another one to the basket.

I have pretty much ignored all the other lies the woman has posted on Facebook.  But this is the end of this crap.  It’s a cult thing, y’all.  I swear it’s a cult.  People will turn their backs on their own moral code and see real live monsters under the bed if Trump tells them to.

Sorry for the rant, but this break my heart.

 

Louie! It’s Money! It’ll Spend.

October 05, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

This summer the Tea Party Leadership Fund PAC sent a very sweet and generous check to Louie Gohmert. Five grand ain’t nothing to sniff at.

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Nice, right?

Louie didn’t think so.

He didn’t ever cash the check.

It ain’t like he doesn’t need it.  In 2010, of the 435 members of the house, Louie ranks 435th in terms of wealth.  That year he showed that he had debt of between $100,000 and $200,000.  It has not improved since then.

Maybe he lost the check or something.  Let’s be honest, he doesn’t appear to be very good wth money.

So the Tea Party Leadership PAC gave Louie’s money to a non-profit.

 

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Wave bye-bye to your money once again, Louie.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Vice Presidential Debate Hollerin’ and Stompin’ Room

October 04, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Here ya go.  Tim Kaine wasn’t my first pick, but he is tonight.

Chat it up.

 

Who Is This Miss Spoken and Why Does She Hang Out With Such Goofy People?

October 04, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Senator Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire first says she thinks Donald Trump is a good role model for kids.

Then the next morning she wakes up with Miss Spoken.

I do not even know who this Miss Spoken woman is.  My best guess is that she’s a little fairy who comes to fix things when you lie or say something dumber than bean dip.

I just wish she’d find a better class of people to grant wishes to.

 

Okay, Texas, Them’s Fighting Words

October 04, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

As most of you know, Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen sleeps with one eye open watching to big money boys organizing at the Federal Elections Commission.

He found us a fun one.

 

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Come to find out, the treasurer of this PAC is the president and CEO of Angry Otter Productions, LLC, an independent film company, with a whole lot of job openings.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Handy Guide To Knowing When Trump is On Script

October 04, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

My friend Pam called me this morning expressing fear that Donald is now following script because he talked about how much business acumen he has.  But, he pronounced it a-cumin.  Long a, and then the spice we add to chili.

It’s a word he’s never heard before.

Let me just add this hint: if you can’t pronounce it, you can’t be it.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekEKVD0ISJE

No wonder he doesn’t stay on script.  He can’t pronounce the big words.

Thanks to Sweet Pam for the heads up.