Archive for October, 2016

When Egos and Aqua Velva Converge

October 04, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so we have Donald Trump, who should be the equipment manager for insanity as a lifestyle.

Then we have Julian Assange, the founder of wikileaks, who should just admit that he’s Donald Trump without money.

I would like to offer proof.

Trump’s people have spent a week living for today.  They just knew that Assange was going to release a “bombshell” on Clinton in the wee hours of the morning that was going to make up for Trump having the self-made worst week in the history of anybody running for office.

 

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Old conservative white men really shouldn’t get that excited without a crash cart standing by.

So Assange makes the gathered press wait two hours (sound familiar?) before he walks out and drops his bombshell: he has a new book and he wants you to buy it.

This come straight from Breitbart soaring on the wings of broken hearts:

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The press got played once again by men who whose egos thrive by shouting FIRE! in a crowded theater.

I am so torn with wanting this to be over but being flabbergasted by it all the same.

Okay, it can be over.  I’m fine with that.

 

Cluck. Cluck. Cluck.

October 03, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I live in Fort Bend County, Texas.  Most experts are pretty sure that this is the year Fort Bend will flip Democratic.  I think local Republicans agree with that because this is the weakest slate of candidates they’ve put up in three decades.

The Fort Bend Herald, a family newspaper who has not had a female or a minority on its editorial board since ducks started going barefoot, probably will be the only newspaper in American to endorse Donald Trump.  I can’t give you a link to the newspaper because they charge ten times what the New York Times charges to view their stories online.  So, I’m just going to steal one on the front page.  They can sue me.  My lawyer is better than their’s.

The Republican County Chair molts twice a year, but it’s great having the extra eggs.

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Okay, the Republican county chair has caught whatever it is that Gary Johnson has because there have been bunches of debates, some as recently as 4 years ago.

Democrats have incumbents, too.  They’ll debate.

My theory is that Mr. Republican Gibson saw the Trump / Clinton debate and wasn’t willing to take a chance considering that his two non-incumbent candidate are the most vulnerable.

Plus, then nobody can ask the Republican Party Chairman why at last report, his party is $23,000 in debt.  The FEC says you can’t do that.  That’s not allowed.  They did it anyway.

And to be fair, even the Fort Bend Herald said that debates are good for democracy and they disagreed with the Republican Party Chairman.  For the first damn time in history.

If you see Mike, tell him I said he’s earned the title of The Coward of the County and I know what the failed former Rosenberg Mayor is scared of.

 

Our Dear Kary

October 03, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Kary has been a beloved friend of mine for lotsa years and we’ve never met.  Katy grew up in east Texas – Conroe – and found me on the internet years and years ago.  We began to exchange emails and fell madly into friendship.  Kary recently retired to Spain where he and his husband Jimmy are living happily ever after.

Kary served his country in Viet Nam and then became a theater producer, which is a proper way to say that he was a wild story collector.  Kary’s latest stories are about him phone banking ex-pats to vote for Hillary, 596 calls at last count.

Today, Kary and Jimmy voted for Hillary Clinton.  Cody – in Jimmy’s arms – helped.

 

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I just wanted you to know that.

I love you, Kary.

 

How Do You Run a Charity Without Contributions?

October 03, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Donald Trump is fixing to find out.

trump_scumdogWashington (CNN)New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman ordered Donald Trump’s charity to immediately halt fundraising in the state, following reports that it had not submitted to routine audits mandated by the state, the office announced Monday.

Schneiderman sent notice Friday to the Trump Foundation, alerting that it broke state law when it raised more than $25,000 from outside donors without filing properly with the state. New York requires charities to conduct annual audits to solicit donations.

Trump says the investigation is political.  Yeah, because all the investigations into Hillary Clinton aren’t political.

And not submitting to an audit of your charity is not political — it’s criminal.

Hey, I just flipped on the teevee on CNN and they were interviewing a guy on the street with sunglasses and a Donald Trump cap.  The reporter asked him about Donald trump not paying taxes.  He responded, “I can see how the media would misconstrue that and try to say Trump isn’t a good businessman, but Bill Clinton is a rapist. Go to inforwarsdotcom Bill Clinton is a rapist.”  Then he just kept repeating Bill Clinton is a rapist over and over.

I just found out that he was taught to do that.

Good Lord, we will be rid of Donald Trump after November 8th, but these damn fools are here to stay.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Brace Yourself: This Appears to be Getting Worse

October 03, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Today Donald Trump said that veterans with PTSD aren’t strong like he is.

Donald Trump on Monday suggested to a room full of veterans that soldiers who return from war suffering from PTSD are not “strong” and “can’t handle it.”

After saying there are around 22 veteran suicides a day, Trump explained to the room of veterans what PTSD was.

“When people come back from war and combat and they see maybe what the people in this room have seen many times over, and you’re strong and you can handle it, but a lot of people can’t handle it,” Trump said.

That was nice of him because veterans would not possibly know what PTSD is.  And no telling how many men and women in the room are currently being treated for PTSD.

Trump’s campaign blamed it on the media, saying they are taking him out of context.  Yeah, right.

 

Just So They Know That I Know How Silly This Is.

October 03, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Take a look at this:

 

 

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How the fool tarnation can these people call themselves The Silent Majority when they are neither? Isn’t that false advertising or something?