And you can see it for yourself right here.

Frankly, I am shocked that Sarah has $20,000 left in her PAC, what with those legal and hospital bills.

Come to find out, Donald Trump’s bankruptcy lawyers met with him in pairs because … he lies so much.

BuzzFeed did a doc dump from Trump’s public records.  The search was on and someone found the priceless sworn testimony of the two lawyers.

In one document, bankruptcy attorney George Miller reveals that when meeting with Trump, “it’s always been our practice to make sure that two people are present, and we don’t have a problem with people lying.”

Miller calls Trump “an expert at interpreting things. Let’s put it that way.”

“We tried to [meet in pairs] with Donald always if we could because Donald says certain things and then has a lack of memory,” he says in the deposition.

Not that we didn’t already know that.  That’s why we always have to meet with him in groups of two or three million.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.

You know how the Russians (and not some 44 pound guy in bed) have this  cyber crime thing down pat?

Well, they improved on it.

WASHINGTON: A U.S. Republican Party website selling campaign stickers and other political gear is among thousands of websites infected with a credit-card stealing virus that sent data to a server in Russia, according to a Dutch security researcher.

A page on the National Republican Senatorial Committee’s website selling stickers, T-shirts and baseball caps was infected with a hard-to-detect virus that collected all information entered on orders, including buyers’ names and addresses, credit card numbers and merchandise ordered, according to the researcher, Willem de Groot.

The NRSC was advised of the crime and responded quick as a turtle in tar.

The NRSC took down the website on Thursday and acknowledged that it had been targeted by a “skimming operation”.

Boy, the Russians are going to be surprised when the party of rich Republicans has been taken over by the trailer park Trump supporters.  The party of greed has been replaced by the party of need.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

People in Kentucky are very scared of clowns.  You’d think they’d be more scared of their state legislature, but apparently they aren’t.

A man used his AR-15 to scare a woman wearing a white afghan Monday after mistaking her for clown, according to a citation from the Bardstown Police Department.

Wait a minute.  Just wait one damn minute. It takes an AR-15 to fire a warning shot? What the hell does he have in reserved to scare zombies?

Oh, it gets better.  It always does.

The man, Adam Tingle, said his wife was outside when she thought she saw a clown, so Tingle came out and yelled at the individual, according to the citation. The woman did not move after being yelled at, so Tingle fired one shot from his AR-15 rifle in an attempt to scare her. Tingle’s wife then called 911 to report the incident.

According to the citation, Tingle said he was scared for his family because of recent criminal activities involving clowns.

Okay, I’ve been doing a little research on how far an AR-15 round travels and the answer appears to be that if you aim it at an upward angle, it’ll go further than 400 yards.  So, if we assume that’s about a 1/4 of a mile, in a residential neighborhood, with people all over the damn place, then he certainly succeeded in scaring people.  However, if you shoot it straight up, you can puncture the moon and that’s not good.

The police took his rifle until his court date.  Forever sound better to me.

Thanks to Ron S for the heads up.

Okay, folks in the path of Matthew, please check in.

Admission: one of my favorite places on earth is the coast and the barrier islands off the Carolina’s coast.  From Tybee Island to Okrakoke to Kitty Hawk, I love those islands.  I love seafood in Morehead City.  I love taking the boat to Shackleford Island to see the horses and the amazing seashells.  There’s a coffee shop on the square in New Bern in an old building that welcomes your body and your soul.

I have friends in Florida that I’m fretting about.

So, check in.  Be safe and get the hell outta Dodge, my friends.

Now if we could just get Mike Pence to do the same.

Bless Bill Weld’s heart, he realized that he’s on a ticket with a goofy guy who smokes too much weed.

I do, however, admire Weld’s courage.

Weld, a former Republican governor of Massachusetts, said he is focusing on Trump because, while he disagrees with Hillary Clinton on fiscal and military issues, Trump’s agenda is so objectionable it’s “in a class by itself.”

“I think Mr. Trump’s proposals in the foreign policy area, including nuclear proliferation, tariffs, and free trade, would be so hurtful, domestically and in the world, that he has my full attention,” Weld said.

It’s a good day in the neighborhood.