President Donald Trump said Monday that he would have charged into a Florida school during the shooting there earlier this month even if he were unarmed.
“I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon, but I didn’t because I have heel spurs.”
Okay, so I made up the second half of the sentence but you know it’s true.
Shuddup, Trump or go even one day with a bodyguard.
This morning, The Supremes rejected hearing DACA, gut punching Trump and giving us a temporary reprieve from having Dreamers deported.
That’s pretty good for one day.
Then just now, a federal court ruled that LCBTQ people are actually people. The 2nd Circuit ruled that you can’t fire someone for being gay, something that both Jeff Sessions and Donald Trump think is a good idea.
The court, however, said that Title VII of the 1964 Civil Rights Act says that you can’t discriminate due to sex. Period. The End. Please quit fantasizing, Jeff Sessions.
Not bad for one day.
Just because you have a gun don’t make you Annie Oakley.
Okay, so last Saturday night some poor guy was being carjacked in North Houston.
Along comes a citizen hero gun toting fool who is gonna save the day and show how important concealed-carry is to stopping crime, by gawd. He’s gonna save the day by shooting these carjackers.
He promptly shoots the victim in the head. The two carjackers take off in the car leaving the victim on the ground bleeding. And the shooter, you ask? He picked up his shell casings and fled the scene. Fled the damn scene.
The victim is in stable condition in a local hospital.
I live in the OK Corral, y’all.
Okay, so here’s the deal: 23 politicians vow to return the political donations they received from Earl Holt, leader of the Council of Conservative Citizens (Holt couldn’t find three words that started with K so he settled for a hard C.), by giving that money to charity.
It was Holt who inspired Charleston church shooter Dylann Roof.
So the politicians who took the money from Holt set about giving that money to a charitable cause. Two of them, although they promised to return the money, have not done so.
Yeah. Two.
It will come as no horrific shock to you that Ted Cruz and Louie Gohmert and their orthopedic promises have not given the money to charity as promised.
Let me make this high finance stuff simple: Gohmert took $1,250 from a known white supremacist and then when that very same white supremacist inspired a mass shooting in a church, Gohmert asked his friends to pray for the victims because this was awful, awful, awful, and he promised to give twice that amount to the Charleston church.
He has given zero. Not even one piece of folding money. Hell, not even pocket change. Do you want to know why? Because he’s a lying sumbitch, that’s why.
Ted Cruz said he would donate the $11,000 he got from a known white supremacist.to the Charleston church. He did … almost …
Fellow Texas Republican Ted Cruz also felt short of his pledge to Charleston victims, donating just $8,700 of the $11,000 he promised. Cruz returned the remaining $2,300 to Holt. […]
He gave money back to the white supremacist so he could continue his good work of inspiring mass murder.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
I just want to give you a heads up that Paul Manafort is gonna be on teevee again, just so you can boo and hiss.
My Bubba says this could be many things. It could simply be arraigning him on the new charges, setting discovery deadlines so lawyers can throw paper at each other, setting motions hearings … you know, normal yackety yak lawyer stuff.
There is also the possibility that the new charges are of such severity that the judge will impose bail increases or throw his prissy butt in jail.
Warning you when to get popcorn is just another of the free, friendly services at Juanita’s.
Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.
Mexico ain’t gonna pay for the damn wall.
This ain’t difficult. They are not paying. Trump had a 50 minute phone conversation with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto last week.
Peña Nieto was planning a trip to the US but has cancelled it because Trump might steal his wallet and build the wall. Then Peña Nieto couldn’t get back home. Because there’s a damn wall.
One Mexican official said Trump “lost his temper.” But U.S. officials described him instead as being frustrated and exasperated, saying Trump believed it was unreasonable for Peña Nieto to expect him to back off his crowd-pleasing campaign promise of forcing Mexico to pay for the wall.
Holy damn cow. What a narcissist! Yeah, it’s Peña Nieto’s job to keep Trump’s insane campaign promises. You know, especially one that’s insulting to his country and they can’t afford any more than we can.
But I tell you what, I’d pay good money to watch Trump try to debate former Mexican President Vicente Fox.
He don’t take no crap off no bullies.
PS – Please feel free to correct my Spanish in the headline.