February 26, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
President Donald Trump said Monday that he would have charged into a Florida school during the shooting there earlier this month even if he were unarmed.
“I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon, but I didn’t because I have heel spurs.”
Okay, so I made up the second half of the sentence but you know it’s true.
Shuddup, Trump or go even one day with a bodyguard.
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This guy sounds like a dry drunk! Yup. They exist. They behave just like a wet drunk. That’s how you tell them apart.
1Yup,
2If a golf cart was available and he didn’t then have to climb two flights of stairs.
Trump can’t even run,
3a casino,
an airline,
the government.
But, he sure can run his mouth.
Yeah, he could. That’s the ticket. Armed only with “thoughts and prayers”.
Let’s see him go to an NRA convention and allow firearms into the room.
Or maybe go one day without Secret Service agents.
Coward.
4Maybe if Judge Moore told him there were underage girls in the building. And didn’t mention the gunman.
5Yep, our superhero, the orange turd flies again…..
6I’m sure he meant, “get the runs”
7Wet spot or brown spot only proof where he would have gone.
8Wait?!? Trump run … anywhere?
9I think that would be one sure way we could get rid of him! Target practice!
Don’t tell anyone I said that!
Michelle Wolf will be dining on Donnie. She’s prepared for if Dotard45 is a no show, appears, or walks out sometime during the dinner. She won’t be playing the Republican Tuesday or Thursday Donnie game.
“This is how little faith America has in its women: They have to be prettier, more talented and smarter than the president just to get the job of waving for a year,” Wolf cracked. “She’s gonna be stuck in a parade like, ‘Glad I solved that Nazi problem.'”
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/michelle-wolf-to-host-white-house-correspondents-dinner-w517038
10I have met many men and women who routinely run into harm’s way because … well, I don’t know why. They are just built that way. Prolly from birth.
Have you ever evacuated a multi-story building via fire stairs and met someone going the other way? That’s one.
Have you ever driven up on a two or three car traffic accident in the middle of no-f**king-where on an interstate and surrounding the crumpled cars are pickups and sedans parked every which way, engines running, empty? Before THP and the paramedics arrive? Them.
And this sack o’sh!t less than a man excuse for a President ain’t one of them. He’d have to have a 100% improvement to rate as a coward.
11President Gasbag strikes me as one of those ‘Let’s you and him fight!’ kind of guys.
12Said like a truly lying cowardly S.O.B. He’d hire someone to do it for him and then not pay him.
13Remember back in the campaign, how he cowered when that guy came up the aisle? There’s a reason his complexion has such a yellow cast.
BTW, “Cheers!” to my Governor, Jay Inside for his response to Trump’s arm the teachers BS.
14The worst part is (for us)…
He probably *believes* that.
15He eats mass-produced junk food because he’s afraid of being poisoned.
He won’t go in the ocean because he’s afraid of sharks.
He once ran out of a room because a woman was nursing a baby.
Vietnam War? I like people who don’t get drafted.
Angry kid with assault rifle? No problem!
16No, we couldn’t get that lucky.
17The Deluded-In-Chief, draft dodger and Coward Extraordinaire has spoken of his incredible bravery in the face of gunfire.
18Makes me sick to my stomach. Too bad he couldn’t be forced into the jungles of Viet Nam in the infantry, dodging enemy machine gun fire for a year or until he took one in the brain.
And then he said about bump stocks:
“Nobody’s gonna want ’em anyway. You know, bump stocks- you shoot rapidly but not accurately”… “the bullets come out fast but you don’t know where the hell they’re going.”
What I want to know is, did the assembled governors giggle?
19I’d pay money to see that. Hell, I’d even pay him money to do it, but I’d pay him after he comes out.
20I heard today he is also afraid of stairs.
21Welp, if I saw Cheeto Benito running, I’d look around for a bear. Or a process server.
22Praise the great courage of Cadet Capt. Bonespurs. Who four yaars of joniorROTC training, knows more than all the Generals.
23Pray that he may soon have the oppurtunity to prove his mettle. Let him charge headlong and unarmed into an active shooter situation. Here he may provide the greatest service to the Country by abbondoning The Presidency. May the odds never be in his favor.
I’m sure POTUS Bone Spurs believes he’d have charged into that building… as long as there weren’t any reporters in there, or anyone with a pen and paper, or anyone who would ask him hard questions.
Lets see him attend the White House Press Correspondent’s Dinner; then we can imagine whether or not he’d charge into a school shooting.
24Instead of giving up something pleasureable (like chocolate) fr Lent the year, I committed myself to ffering up a little prayer for Trump when I have a negative thought about him. Been busy. Darn. There it goes again!
25Running into a building with an active shooter with an AR-15, whether Donnie was armed with a handgun or not, would be a great way to end up a mangled corpse in a pool of blood on the floor–just like the students and teachers unlucky enough to have contact with the shooter in Florida. Trump has enough stupidity to do what an armed deputy did not, but lacks the physical courage. He’s only a hero inside his own head.
26I fail to see a downside in this. Go Donny Go!
27Trump Orders Parade to Celebrate His Hypothetical Act of Heroism in Florida School
28https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-orders-parade-to-celebrate-his-hypothetical-act-of-heroism-in-florida-school
(1) He wouldn’t run; he’d take a golf cart.
29(2) Someone would have to point out which one(s) are his kids.
(3) A man who can’t summon the courage to enact Russian sanctions is going to lead a charge on a gunman? GMAFB
What’s he gonna do in there, hand to hand combat?
30The “bad guy” would shoot him and all the hot air would escape.
He won’t run into a school! There’s learnin’ in there.
31Brad Helms –
32Thanks for the Borowitz link. That “last responders” line is priceless.