Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen and I have been wondering what this purchase was for from the Republican National Committee.

Building maintenance, my sweet patootie.  They bought that for what’s left of Attorney General Barr’s reputation after the Mueller report was released.

We’d be willing to bet a Blizzard on it.

 

“For the sake of the country, fulminate, don’t go forward with impeachment. It’s so bad for the country.”

— Former Independent Counsel Ken Starr, on Fox News, urging Democrats not to impeach President Trump.

I do not need Ken Starr’s permission to fulminate. I’ve been damn fulminating for 18 months. Didn’t do diddle squat from keeping Trump from appointing idiots to the Supreme Court.

Yeah, and it would be uncalled for to report rapes of Baylor coeds by football players because it would be real bad for Baylor’s football program and you know, Baptist Jesus, to acknowledge it.

You know what you are Ken Starr? You are living proof that you don’t have to have a big prick to be one. (Sorry, right here on Easter Eve and I embarrass Momma.)

He needs slapping. He’s begging for it. And after I do, I’m gonna hold him down and wash his mouth out with soap. Mine, too, probably.

Okay, it’s getting time to get in gear.

The National Republican Congressional Committee has named eight GOP incumbents they feel are in danger of being defeated. They formed a group called – oh, surprise, surprise – the Patriot Program. The purpose of the group is to fundraise to help this group.

Of the 8, four are from Texas.

Y’all, I’m serious about Texas flipping this election.  I told you that we were going to flip my county in ’18 and we did, thanks in no small part to your donations.  That was the largest crack in the Texas GOP stranglehold.

So, they are worried.  Here’s the Republicans in trouble according to their own party.  I think it’s real sweet of the GOP to let us know where their weakest links are.

Rep. Will Hurd (R-TX)

Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick (R-PA)

Rep. Fred Upton (R-MI)

Rep. Don Bacon (R-NE)

Rep. John Katko (R-NY)

Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX)

Rep. Pete Olson (R-TX)

Rep John Carter (R-TX)

Rep. Jaime Herrera Beutler (R-WA)

Rep. Lee Zeldin (R-NY).

Pete Olson is my personal congressvarmint.  That boy is going down this time and we have just the man to do it. (Large parts of the website are down for revisions before the primary.)

Obviously, we need to take more than these 8 seats but these guys are low hanging fruit.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.

He’s on to us, y’all.

Louie Gohmert took it to Fox News to spread his secret undercover highly technical 100% certified truth and justice report to the entire Fox News viewing audience.

Rep. Louie Gohmert, R-Texas, said on “The Todd Starnes Show” that Dems’ obsession with the Mueller report exists for good reason: to cover up their own misdeeds.

Said the lawmaker, “As long as the Democrats in their minds … can drag this thing out, and keep throwing rocks at Trump, then the better chance that no Democrats will be going to prison.”

Fox News offers no explanation other than that.  Just that Louie apparently knows about Democrats who need to go to jail. No, seriously, that’s all they’ve got. Except for the news that the Mueller report does not differ much from the Barr summary.

Y’all, they drink too much at Fox News.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

As we’ve already discussed, Sarah Sanders admitted to Robert Mueller that she lied about FBI agents opposing James Comey.  When the press started reporting that, she immediately went on the attack, lying about lying about lying.  She did it again this morning on national television, and frankly I’m sick of her polluting the WH press room.  Nothing she says is remotely true, and even if it was, she can’t be trusted that the bile spewing from her mouth is true or not.

Time for her to go.  #lyingSarah #Sarahsgottogo

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