Ivanka is all a’twitter this morning.

Wait, wait, wait, back in January 0f 2020, your Dad still couldn’t pronounce Corona Virus.

Your Dad, my dear, kept saying it would just magically go away.  You know how much credit he gets for this?

Honey, nobody would have changed their vote because if a vaccine had come out while he was president, the main distribution center would have Mar A Lago. And you would have had to join the club to get it.  Billionaires and their families would have been next and then celebrity endorsements could line up with their families.  Next would have been Republican senators who supported giving him a third term.

That’s how this would go.

He’s stirring up more cornbread than can fit in the turkey.  Louie Gohmert went on a Zoom call last week and announced that “U.S. Army forces” had seized servers from a Frankfurt office of the software company Scytl.

In his recorded remarks, Gohmert said he had heard from “former intel people” that Scytl maintained data that could be “gleaned” to prove Republican votes had been changed to Democrat in the Nov. 3 election.

I dunno, but I kinda think that Joe Bob over at the bowling alley over in Tyler, Texas, can hardly be classified as a former intel person because he went to the Boy Scout Jamboree in Washington, Dee Dee once in the 1950’s.

Now, of course, none of this happened.  None of it. Not even little.

In the statement Scytl said: “We do not have servers or offices in Frankfurt” and “The US army has not seized anything from Scytl in Barcelona, Frankfurt or anywhere else.” It also says Scytl does not “tabulate, tally or count votes in the US.”

So, Louie, you were like triple wrong. There ought to be a prize for that.

Thanks to Kary for the heads up.

Trump has a thirty year old former quarterback with a gambling addiction running the personal office of the White House.

The Washington Post has the story of Johnny McEntee, who sits outside of Trump’s office and fires people seen as not sufficiently loyal to the president.  And, probably even worse, hiring people for civil service jobs in key departments to keep Trump loyalists there to spy.

Since the race was called for President-elect Joe Biden, McEntee has been distributing pink slips, warning federal workers not to cooperate with the Biden transition and threatening to oust people who show disloyalty by job hunting while Trump is still refusing to acknowledge defeat, according to six administration officials.

And beyond that …

Michael Ellis was hired as general counsel of the NSA, making him a civilian member of the senior executive service, meaning it will make it very hard for the Biden administration to get rid of him.

Some officials said they worry the new hires could destroy briefing documents prepared for the incoming Biden administration. Others criticized McEntee’s choices for key government roles.

The kid is 30 years old and asks questions like …

He’s still got a combover though.

Counting the days ….

Somebody said, “No” to Donald Trump.

The U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) this week declared the 2020 election the “most secure in American history.” President Donald Trump ordered Chad Wolf, the Dept. of Homeland Security acting Secretary, to fire the agency’s chief, Chris Krebs. Wolf reportedly has refused.

He refused.

Krebs says he expected to be fired, but Wolf says he’s not doing it so I guess that Trump will have to have Bill Barr do it.  Hell, Barr will do whatever Trump tells him to do including lighting his butt on fire.  Have mercy, you’d be able to smell the roasting pork all the way to Bolivia.

Thank you, Chad Wolf. I am certain that Trump will make fun of you on Twitter.  I guess you’re grown up enough to take it, huh?

Nick Carraway making fun of Republicans — 

So, this woman in the tweet said that she worked for 24 straight hours on election day. That’s from 6 AM to 6 AM. She made it very plain that this was 24 hours for those of us with only ten fingers and ten toes. The Twitter machine is having a field day with that. It appears as if she is having difficulty reading the script. Either that, or they plucked her right after her 24 shift.

There are also some bold fashion choices going on there. There were some mentions of the B-52s on Twitter. That brought me back to my high school days, but let’s move on. Apparently, they didn’t feed all of the election workers in Michigan. Some vans came. She couldn’t see what was in them or what they brought out of them. They brought stuff out of the rear of the van and she knows it wasn’t food. That’s it. They’ve caught us red handed folks. Can someone please give this poor woman a donut before she passes out?

This is a key witness for Trump’s voter fraud case.

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— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) November 13, 2020

A couple in Minnesota have fun by writing political messages on a piece of plywood and standing on the corner holding it up.  It seems like as good a hobby as any.

So the other day, they took their new sign to the corner.  It said, “Trumpers — thank God in greyhound he is gone.” I think that’s supposed to be God and Greyhound, after the Roy Acuff song.  It doesn’t matter. I get it and I think it’s funny.

Well, that apparently was the final straw for fifty year old Mark A. Ulsaker. He drove by in his pickup truck and then came back and attacked them from behind.  With a damn golf club. He kept swinging it at their heads.

Under questioning by police, Ulsaker said he is a “Trump supporter” who was angry about the couple’s sign.

He said he made an obscene gesture, swung a golf club at them and kicked over the sign.

Ulsaker said he punched the man because he was coming after him. He also said he drove his pickup over the curb toward the woman, but only to scare her.

So basically, like Trump, he didn’t do anything wrong. He missed with the golf club and only punched the man to defend himself. And there’s no laws against trying to scare people. People do that on Halloween all the time.

But, Ulsaker made one mistake because when the police came to his home to arrest him, he took a swing at one of them. They say he calmed down quite a lot when the police pulled a taser on him.

I wish they had released the names of the victims so I could send them money for more damn plywood and paint.  What this world needs is more 80 year olds with funny signs at street corners. That would improve all our lives greatly.