Larry Klayman, a 62 year old white man who founded Judicial Watch – meaning he was lunatic before lunatic was cool, has an announcement to make.

On September 18th, a grand jury in Ocala, Florida, indicted President Barack Obama for using a false birth certificate to run for president.

Klayman said Obama waived his right to a jury trial by failing to plead a response to the indictment, thus “thumbing his nose at We The People.”

A citizens’ judge then sentenced Obama to the maximum sentence of 10 years, Klayman wrote, and ordered the president to surrender himself into custody.

Thank goodness he didn’t include me in we because the President would never thumb his nose at the best damn beauty salon in Texas.  Florida?  Hell, yes.  Florida deserves some nose thumbing.

Klayman says that President Obama has to go to jail now.  However, I imagine that even Klayman understands that a Florida citizens’ deputy can’t go to Washington, DC, and make a citizens arrest in White House.  Let’s face it, the chances of that happening run from slim to none.  The Secret Service gets testy about stuff like that.

So, Klayman has picked a day to remedy that.

Klayman said that day could be Nov. 19, when he’s calling on “millions of Americans who have been appalled and disgusted by Obama’s criminality – his Muslim, socialist, anti-Semitic, anti-Christian, anti-white, pro-illegal immigrant, pro-radical gay and lesbian agenda — among other outrages” to march on Washington and demand the president resign or face prison time.

I suspect there will be much finger shaking, bad spelling,  a few Don’t Tread on Me flags, and 18 old white people with lawn chairs and a packed lunch.

I did love this statement from Klayman.

“King George III may have been a greedy ‘control freak,’ but at least he was a Christian,” Klayman said.

Oh yes, there are many Christian greedy control freaks.  Klayman could find one by looking in the mirror.

Can’t you just hear him, “The Klan may have had bad taste in dressing, but at least they were Christians.”

Thanks to TexasTrailerParkTrash for the heads up.