It appears that Isis has fully infiltrated Maine and sent their Governor to a re-education camp.

Maine Gov. Paul LePage (R) told WVOM that drug traffickers should be publicly executed.

Said LePage: “I think the death penalty should be appropriate for people that kill Mainers.”

He added: “Actually, if you want my honest opinion, we should give them an injection of the stuff they sell. What I think we ought to do is bring the guillotine back. We could have public executions.”

Yes, he just said he wants to behead people.

I wonder if he wants to bypass the frivolity and expense of  trial and just go straight to the execution because we’ve just totally given up on this whole America thing.

Here’s the problem with Donald Tump: he’s moved the crazy bar.  Now you have to don a hood or rabbit ears if you hope to get on teevee.

Here ya go.  The Bundy Bunch came to realize they ain’t gonna win this thing.

Okay, so this guy insists that the Hammond Ranch would be “Waco” by February 2.  Oops.

We are on Obama’s third double and George W Bush’s fourth double.

It used to be that I had to learn to use a shortwave radio to hear this kind of stuff.  Thanks, Obama, for inventing the Internet. Oh wait, that was Al Gore.

You can watch this four or five times and you still won’t understand it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fs9lOUoAFg

Man, I’d hate to see his tin foil bill.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.

Tennessee Republican House Majority Whip Jeremy Durham was shocked, shocked I tell you, that three women have come forward to say he’s been pestering them with text messages from his cell phone.

The three women who told The Tennessean about text messages from Durham they felt were inappropriate said they never considered filing a formal complaint.

They said they feared retribution and spoke to The Tennessean only on the condition of anonymity. They worried that a complaint would be useless, even though officials have encouraged anyone with concerns to come forward.

Okay, now here’s his explanation:

After The Tennessean described the text messages to Durham, he said he did not remember sending any of the messages.

How drunk was he?  Your guess is as good as mine.

Thanks to EJ for the heads up.

Speaker of the House and third in the line for the presidency Paul Ryan had a pronouncement this morning.

House Speaker Paul Ryan described the negative campaigning among GOP presidential candidates as “a conservative circular firing squad” that could cost Republicans the 2016 election.

No, Honey, the party’s outdated ideas, racial division, intolerance, and greed is what going to cost you the election.

The circular firing squad just makes it a whole lot more fun to watch.

Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.

The Harris County probe into Planned Parenthood selling human organs has ended in an indictment …

… of the damn people making the incrimination video.

Here ya go.

A Harris County grand jury probe into Planned Parenthood of the Gulf Coast ended Monday with the indictments of two anti-abortion activists.

David Daleiden and Sandra Merritt were both indicted for tampering with a governmental record.

And …

Daleiden and Merritt were involved in undercover videos that surfaced last year appearing to show a Planned Parenthood official discussing reimbursement fees associated with fetal tissue procurement and donation.

The videos prompted Gov. Greg Abbott to call for an investigation into the organization.

I predict that Greg Abbott will call for an investigation of the investigation on National Investigation Day for Investigations Anonymous with an Investigation Beater.

My question:  who gets to tell Greg Abbott that he has egg all over his face?

This is what happens when you do away with Pick-a-Pal grand juries in Texas.  It also means that Greg Abbott signed the law that’s gonna make him look silly.  Karma, Baby.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.