I sending love to the Centennial High School Boy’s Locker Room.

Centennial High School athletes are fighting back against the idea that bragging about sexual assault is locker room talk.

A picture of basketball, football, soccer and cross country athletes in a locker room at the Gresham school, wearing shirts that say “Wild Feminist” has been shared over a thousand times already on Facebook. The caption to the picture reads: “Sexual Assault is not locker room banter. #wildfeminist #reptheC.”

The shirts were made by Wildfang and they probably have your Christmas list covered.

Thanks to George for the heads up.

They pretty much summed it up perfectly —-

And if we needed any proof that the acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree, Donald Trump, Jr., offered his suggestion for women being sexually harassed in the workplace – go teach kindergarten.

You really need to read the whole mess, but here’s an outtake.

“If you can’t handle some of the basic stuff that’s become a problem in the workforce today, then you don’t belong in the workforce. Like, you should go maybe teach kindergarten. I think it’s a respectable position.

“You can’t be negotiating billion-dollar deals if you can’t handle, like, you know,” Trump said, without elaborating.

I am so delighted that he finds kindergarten teacher “a respectful position”  because my Aunt Tilly taught kindergarten and she could send that little jerk home with his winkie in his wallet.  What a little snot.

Oh, y’all.

Judeo-Christian values on display —

Gee, if only Donald Trump had thought of that in the last debate.

Thanks to David for the heads up.

So, Donald Trump says he’s going to get aggressive now.

Now?

Okay, so best I can figure that means he’ll also be nakkid when he walks in on women in dressing rooms at beauty pageants.

He’ll take a chainsaw to the next debate?

He’ll stop sleeping altogether and ride a cocaine high until November 28th – which is when he told people to vote.

Oh Florida, how cruel your Lady Karma is.

Okay, so Michael Richard Maser is a piece of work.  He’s a convicted child abuser and a stalker.  Just the kind of guy you expect to be armed to the gills in Florida.

And speaking of gills —

A homeless Lake Panasoffee man was charged Thursday with having a firearm as a convicted felon after authorities revealed he threatened to shoot another man before shooting himself in the genitals.

Oh yeah, that’s our guy.

Want a cherry on top of that ice cream?  It happened in church parking lot.  Maser threatened a guy.  The police got called.  Maser drove to a church parking lot and shot his gun.  And his penis.

Maser then drove to the Grace Bible Fellowship Church off East Arbor Street, got out of his truck and fired the revolver. The round struck his penis, left testicle, left inner thigh and exited his left leg, according to the report.

But, it could have been better.

Police found a STEN Mk. II submachine gun on the floorboard behind the passenger seat of Maser’s truck.

It would have been a lot more fun if he had used that.

Thanks to Lee for the heads up.

Donald Trump is threatening to sue the New York Times for saying he has had inappropriate sexual grabby stuff.

Some states (not Texas) have SLAPP suits, where you can sue someone to make them not say something that they haven’t said yet.  Weird, right?  Here’s the fine print: A SLAPP suit is one “intended to censor, intimidate, and silence critics by burdening them with the cost of a legal defense until they abandon their criticism or opposition.”

So, he wants to subvert the First Amendment.  That’s a nice way to start the day.

However, if Trump does sue, that means there will be loads of “discovery motions,” meaning that he will have to produce all those tapes from the Apprentice, which is exactly what he’s trying to avoid.

And there’s one more trick to all this. You can’t sue somebody for saying the same thing you are saying about yourself – even if what you are saying about yourself is untrue.

Let’s pretend that I announced that I’m a thief, even if I have never stolen anything.  Then you claim I’m a thief.  I can’t sue you.

Whatever Donald is paying his lawyers, it’s too much.