I’m just gonna leave this right here.

Remember when Sean Spicer go real agitated and showed a display of Obamacare vs. TrumpDon’tCare?

And his contention was that it HAS to be better because it’s simpler and smaller?

Yeah, Sean, that line won’t work with your winkie either.

If you want to make some money, they’re taking bets now.

I guess the real professionals think his odds of finishing his term are only about 50/50.

And the Nobel Peace Prize ain’t even on the plate.

In the State of Maine in the United States of America a newly elected Democrat, Moira Walsh, was in for a surprise.

She told the local radio station that members of the legislature have  “file cabinets full of booze.”

She also let us know that they recently took shots on the floor of the House of Representatives to celebrate Dominican Republic Independence Day.

Walsh says the drinking blows her mind and it’s “outrageous” that you can’t drive after two beers “but you can make laws that affect people’s lives forever when you’re half in the bag.”

Just half?  Hell Honey, you ought to come to Texas.  We do it fully bagged here.

CNN Breaking News

The first public hearing in the House on Russia’s meddling in US elections will be March 20, Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes said Monday.

Nunes said he has invited FBI Director James Comey and National Security Agency Director Mike Rogers, as well as former CIA Director John Brennan, former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper and former Attorney General Sally Yates, to testify.

Got popcorn?

Oh Jason Chaffetz, you rascally devil, we appreciate your determination to take over Louie Gohmert’s place as the House of Republican Nuts Food Truck driver.

This morning Chaffetz he defended the rising cost of health insurance under the Republican plan —

“You know what, Americans have choices, and they’ve got to make a choice.  And so maybe, rather than getting that new iPhone that they just love and want to go spend hundreds of dollars on, maybe they should invest in their own health care.”

I have heard that the average cost of a heath care plan in America is about $250 a month, but that’s only if you’re healthy.  Buying an iPhone 7 through a wireless carrier and paying for it in installments is about $30 per month.

Or, or, or – you could buy one outright and pay for the first month of health insurance.  Then the next month, you could give up your car.  And then in Marh you could not eat for two weeks out of the month. May brings foregoing the electricity bill and one week a month of not eating.

Chaffetz, you are so delicious.