Here’s how we know for a damn fact that President Obama tapped the wires at Donald Trump’s camping headquarters.  The scientific team of Todd Starnes, Radio Evangelist, and a couple of other dudes have nailed this down.

There ya go. Put Obama in jail.

In 2013 President Obama’s minions sent IRS agents to bully the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association.

Except it wasn’t 98 year old Billy Graham.  It was the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association, run by Graham’s wildly prodigal son, Franklin.  And the president does not have the power to send sent IRS agents, but I’m just being picky here.

And the rope that ties it all together?

I believe the government used the power of the IRS to silence dissent and punish those who refused to comply.

They targeted Billy Graham, America’s pastor. Just let that sink in, folks.

So if the Obama Administration went after Billy Graham, it’s not out of the realm of possibility they wiretapped Donald Trump.

Yeah, let that sink in.

He does give us this at the end of the article —

For the record, we do not know for certain if anyone was wiretapped. And it’s for that reason we need a thorough congressional investigation.

You know, we really should investigate – right after we investigate the 3 million people who voted illegally, the crowd size at the inauguration, the unreported terrorist attacks in Sweden, the serious voter fraud in Virginia, and every other wild ass statement he’s made.

You know, when he was doing all the brain surgery maybe he accidentally became a donor.

He just referred to slaves as immigrants.

“That’s what America is about, a land of dreams and opportunity,” Carson said. “There were other immigrants who came here in the bottom of slave ships, worked even longer, even harder for less. But they too had a dream that one day their sons, daughters, grandsons, granddaughters, great-grandsons, great-granddaughters, might pursue prosperity and happiness in this land.”

Ben!  The only dream they had was that they survived the trip.

Good Lord, did he sleep through Black History Month?  I mean, it’s only March 6th. You’d think he could remember.

Thanks to Bill for the heads up.

Late Sunday evening, Khizr Khan, who has been an American citizen for 30 years, was notified that his travel privileges are being reviewed.

He cancelled a trip to Toronto, where he was scheduled to speak.

I do not know whether to cry or to hit somebody.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

To the numerous members of the Semi-Official Glen Maxey Fan Club.

He’s out of surgery for a triple bypass and doing fine.  He’ll be in intensive care for 24 hours but everything went very well during the surgery.

Late last week a former Arkansas State Senator and a Bible College President were both indicted by the feds for money laundering and mail fraud.

Jon Woods

Jonathan E. Woods, 39, was Republican state senator who calls himself a “Christian conservative.”  However, his wikipedia page focuses more on his rock band than his legislating.

Oren Paris III, and since with a name like that he’s either got to be a teevee preacher or a porn star, he picked the preacher and took over from his father as president of Ecclesia College in Arkansas.  Here’s what you can major in there.  It appears that they have an enrollment of about 200.

These two fine, Christian men got together and came up with a plan.  In Arkansas, state legislators can give money – called GIFs for General Improvement Funds – to non-profits.  In a web of secrecy worthy of invisible ink and and a Dick Tracy badge, Woods gave a hunk of money to Paris, who then hid it from the board of directors of Ecclesia by sending it to a consultant friend of Woods.  The consultant then split the money between Wood and Paris and then took a little for himself.

They, of course, got caught.

But there’s more.

The indictment also quotes liberally from text messages between Paris and Woods, including what Paris called a “good selling point” when Woods encouraged other legislators to direct GIF money to Ecclesia: the small Christian college “produces graduates that are conservative voters. All state and secular colleges produce vast majority liberal voters.” According to the indictment, Woods replied: “Agreed.”

Yeah, that’s a good selling point for your theft of taxpayer funds – it’ll produce more people who want to steal from the taxpayers.

And, there’s this.

Woods, the legislator, was a big Donald Trump fan, but the crooked preacher man favored Ted Cruz.

We’ll keep you updated because it looks like there might be a girlfriend involved.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

I know you often say to yourself, “I wonder how the Texas Tea Party Super PAC is doing?”

Darlin’, they are broke.

I mean, not in pieces. They are overdrawn at the bank broke. $18,402.60 worth.  Here’s a PDF of the statement from the Federal Elections Commission.

Or, if you don’t want to read it all, here’s the good part.

There are very few things that can make me smile on a dreary Monday morning, but thinking about members of the Tea Party having to mow lawns all summer in the Texas heat to make enough money to pay off their debt is one of them.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.