Please allow me to introduce you to Congressweazle Kevin Brady, another Republican from east Texas.  Brady had long been known as one of the best friends of the Texas Alcohol Commission because he single handedly tried to drink all the alcohol in Texas.

In 2005, he plead no-contest to DWI in South Dakota.  He got a $350 fine and his right to drive in South Dakota was suspended for 30 days.

He’s kinda a jerk.

Last week, Brady’s PAC, the Making America Prosperous PAC, got a letter from the Federal Election Commission saying that his financial report was a damn mess.

Hey guys, I’m distracted now but some of you want to talk about the Texas redistricting and others want to talk about Preet Bharara.

Talk about what you want to.

Cecil Webster has been my friend for ten years, maybe even a little longer.  He’s a retired Colonel in the United States Army and one helluva gentleman farmer in Carmine, Texas.  A long time ago, Cecil married way above himself to the gorgeous and talented Marsha Webster.

Cecil is the former Democratic county chair of Fayette County, a national delegate for Barack Obama in 2012, and currently serves on the State Democratic Executive Committee representing Texas Veterans.

I like Cecil.  But even if I didn’t, he’s not a man I would want to piss off.

So, when Cecil got a call that his congressvarmint wasn’t going to do a town hall, but that he would have a mass phone call where he did all the talking, Cecil was willing to even do that.

It did not go well.

First came this …

Cecil is a patient man but when it became apparent that he’d been snookered …

Mike McCaul’s official name is now Grass.

I kinda think we ain’t heard the end of this.  At least I hope we haven’t.

Sic ‘um, Cecil.

Momma, do not click this link.

Listen to me, Momma, do NOT click it.

Everybody, click away.  It’s Dirty but it’s funny.

Or for the clean minded among you, there’s this.

In case you’re wondering where I have been all day, I got a better invitation.

We went to the zoo to see the an-mals.

Taken as Rick Perry was sworn into office as Energy Secretary.  Ted Cruz and Rick are suddenly best friends again. Either that or Rick is trying to make out with him.

Yeah, but it doesn’t have Obama’s name on it so it’s totally worth every penny.

By the way, this is also their fix for Social Security and Medicare – killing you before you reach 65.