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Totally Stolen from Deb T

January 04, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Our friend Deb T sent me this early this morning.

While we are at it, I honestly can’t think of a Sci-fi/fantasy stories in which a giant wall is effective at holding back a threat:

– Game of Thrones

– Attack on Titan

– The Passage

– Zone One

– King Kong

Heck even fences don’t work – Jurassic Park(s)

Stories in which a wall proves to be totally effective?

Humpty Dumpty.

Yeah, it’ll be kinda fun to see Trump fall off his wall.

 

Damn. I Didn’t Get To See The Door Hit Him In The Butt.

January 04, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Trey Gowdy leaving congress with nothing on Hillary Clinton and still unable to spell Benghazi.

 

 

I think he lost a bet and had to wear somebody else’s clothes.  Like maybe Clarence the Birthday Party Clown.

No, seriously, for what the Benghazi hearings cost, we paid for and deserved to watch the door hit him in the butt.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up. 

Question

January 03, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay guys, I hear all the complaining about Nancy Pelosi being too old to be Speaker.  She is 78 years old.

But I hear nobody question Steny Hoyer being elected House Majority Leader.  Hoyer is 79 years old.

Hummmm ….

I loved her pink dress and her announcement that we will vote to open the government today.

I wish her only the best.

 

No, Tucker, It Has More To Do With You

January 03, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Poor Tucker Carlson, this whole Nancy Pelosi and women in congress thing has him in such despair.

Fox News host Tucker Carlson on Wednesday lamented about what his show’s chyron described as “men in decline.” During one segment, he claimed there was “more drug and alcohol abuse” and “higher incarceration rates” in areas where women earn more money than their male counterparts.

Carlson cited “facts” from an unnamed study claiming that women earning more money “causes a drop in marriage, a spike in out-of-wedlock births and all the familiar disasters that inevitably follow.”

It’s a damn disaster, y’all.  Screw global warming, the real problem is women gaining equality.

Poor Tucker, the preppy white men are so discriminated against.  It’s like their birthright doesn’t mean anything now.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up. 

Guuurl …

January 03, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, girlfriends, hike up those ta-tas a little higher today to celebrate that Washington Dee Cee and the State of Texas are both well on their way to where men are men and women are … in charge.

Be sure to watch the swearing in live and stand up when they swear Nancy in.

 

New Language In The Trump Era

January 02, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so everybody knows the GOP’s favorite whipping boy is the SNAP program, which is food stamps.  Even though the majority of those funds either go to children, disabled adults under 60 years of age, or adults over 60 years of age, Republicans want to kill the program and thereby kill all the recipients.

Star Parker goes on Fox News and gives a great example of how things change under Trump.  She talked about people who get SNAP benefits —

“These guys are not working. They’re watching. They’re watching porn, they’re watching TV, they’re watching women, they’re watching everything, but they’re not working. And this is what this initiative is attempting to do, is to get them back into their own lives so that they can prosper.”

Okay, first of all, if we won’t let people watch porn, how the hell is Donald Trump gonna get women to mattress thrash with?  They’d all be unemployed and need food stamps, so this won’t help.

Second of all, go read that sentence out loud to yourself except replace the word “everything” with “Fox News” and bygawd, you’ve just defined Donald Trump.

Thanks to Phyllis for the heads up.