Trump’s spiritual adviser, Paula White, is onwarding those Christian soldiers.  At Trump’s last rally, she really went double down exorcism.

“Right now, let every demonic network who has aligned itself against the purpose, against the calling of President Trump, let it be broken, let it be torn down in the name of Jesus!”

Then she girded up her loins went on smiting and rock throwing and all manner of things Jesus said not to do.

“I declare that no weapon formed against him, his family, his calling, his purpose, his counsel will be able to be formed,” she added, referring to a Bible verse that promises that the “servants of the Lord” will prevail against all attacks and will be able to condemn every tongue that rises to judge them.

Okay, I’m taking bets on how long it takes for her to get caught with a pool boy.

Be nice to yourself and bookmark this story from the Miami Herald for some fun weekend reading.  It’s long but it’s a classic story of what happens when steeple people and politicians get too much money.

It’s worth your time.  You’ll be mumbling “oh no he di’int” throughout the story.

And then read another part of the same story in the New York Times.

The only fun part is that it appears Ted Cruz got screwed in the deal.

Enjoy! Free entertainment.

Thanks to Deb T. and Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

I get it that Trump has no Chief of Staff, no Homeland Security Director, No Secret Service Director, No ICE Director, No Air Force Secretary, No FEMA Director, no Communications Director, and no UN Ambassador.

But what he needs, y’all, is a speech writer.

His speech last night was the same damn speech he’s been giving for two years.  He’s only got one speech, and Lock Her Up is the crescendo every time he gives it.

Hey, at least we know the his obsession with Hillary is the longest that he’s ever gone in his life focused on one woman.

Thanks to Dennis for the heads up.

Okay, well this one is a doozy.

Patrick Shanahan has withdrawn his name to be defense secretary.  It’s kinda a shame because it appears that this family has been at war for years so he’s probably pretty good at it.

You can read this long, long list of all the things his family has done to each other which includes hitting one in the head with a baseball bat, throwing clothes out the window and then attempting to barbecue them, throwing Christmas dinner on the floor, sucker punching one while he’s asleep, oh honey, this is not Ozzie and Harriet.

Shanahan has no military experience but he did serve as a high level executive at Boeing, making him a defense contractor in charge of the military.

As Melania says, “Be best!”

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Trump got all beside himself and couldn’t contain the good news.

President Trump said in a tweet Monday night that U.S. immigration agents are planning to make mass arrests starting “next week,” an apparent reference to a plan in preparation for months that aims to round up thousands of migrant parents and children in a blitz operation across major U.S. cities.

The economic impact of this is deeply troubling, but the inhumanity of it is immeasurable.

However, it was certainly nice of Trump to announce it early so that those who need to can seek sanctuary until it passes.

Usually these raids are kept very quiet because the element of surprise is what makes them work.  Trump fixed that.

ICE officials said late Monday night that they were not aware that the president planned to divulge their enforcement plans on Twitter.

Well, I suspect not.

And that’s why the deep state truly is taking over.  They do things without telling him.  Can’t blame ’em.

Remember how I told you that Paul Manafort had been charged in New York and would soon be going to Rikers?

Little did I know about the powers of Trump. Manafort was scheduled to be transferred this month, but then last week …

Manhattan prosecutors were surprised to receive a letter from the second-highest law enforcement official in the country inquiring about Mr. Manafort’s case. The letter, from Jeffrey A. Rosen, Attorney General William P. Barr’s new top deputy, indicated that he was monitoring where Mr. Manafort would be held in New York.

And yesterday, prosecutors heard from federal prison officials telling them that Manafort would not be going to Rikers.

He will either stay in a federal facility in New York or remain in Pennsylvania and be brought back and forth for his hearings.

Maybe he could just stay in Trump Tower. They have room service and everything.