Remember me telling you about RNC head Roona Romney McDaniels spending a boatload of RNC money for “media preparation” so she could look nice during interviews?

She doesn’t count that as part of her salary.

Republicans are talking about getting themselves something like the Democratic ActBlue.  It’s called WinRed. Well, some members of the RNC suspect that Roona and her friends will personally make money off WinRed.  They think that, of course, because Republicans won’t do diddle squat unless they get a cut. So they have a meeting and Roona ends up in tears.

The party chairwoman choked up as she kicked off a closed-door panel discussion on WinRed by addressing ongoing rumors that she and other RNC officials are poised to personally benefit from the new platform. At one point, McDaniel said the only money she is making is her RNC salary.

According to Open Secrets, McDaniel made $268,638 in the 2018 election cycle.  And you can’t expect a girl to live on that alone, especially if she’s a Romney.  (By the way, she’s a hard right Trump supporter and has said some nasty things about her Uncle Mitt when he didn’t drink the kool-aid.)

Roona gets about a thousand dollars a month for her spa treatments for “media preparation.”  Plus that luxury apartment she gets at $4994.22 a month.

Roona’s got her finger in every pie on the table, so why would they suspect that she’s gonna pocket some change off this deal?

Plus, she’s a Trump supporter which tells you everything you need to know about her ethics.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

So, a couple was camping out in the backcountry of a national park in Kentucky and all of a damn sudden …

The man said he fired into the darkness after the ape-like monster that has never been proven to exist lunged at him, the couple told CNN on Wednesday.

He was shooting at Bigfoot about 20 yards from their tent in total darkness.  The couple packed up around midnight and walked the 5 miles back to their car to get the hell outta there.

They should have checked to see if Bigfoot speaks Russian.

So, I just wanted you to know – that’s who elects Mitch McConnell.  People who shoot at Bigfoot.

And you can help the situation by helping the Kentucky Democratic Party sell some Mitch Stuff.

Thanks to Carl for the heads up.

Y’all, you might want to click your way over to the Dallas Observer to see them damage Ted Cruz with videos of … Ted Cruz.

How a man can embarrass himself so much is a mystery to me.

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Republican Congressman Mark Walker of North Carolina is on the House Homeland Security Committee and heads the Republican Party on the Intelligence and Counterterrorism Subcommittee, which kinda makes him spooky to begin with.

Now he wants the Navy to fess up about UAPs, which are UFOs with a new name so people won’t giggle when he talks about being abducted and subject of an anal probe.

He says …

“Based on pilot accounts, encounters with these UAPs often involved complex flight patterns and advanced maneuvering, which demand extreme advances in quantum mechanics, nuclear science, electromagnetics, and thermodynamics.”

Now I have to stop here and let you know that Walker is a graduate of Piedmont International University (yeah well, they haven’t heard of you either) and is currently involved in a federal corruption probe.  On top of all that, he thinks that John Ratcliffe is an excellent choice for Director of National Intelligence.

So … excuse me if I kinda think that his knowledge of quantum mechanics and thermodynamics might be limited to operating a shower curtain.

Now, I’m not saying he’s looking to distracting us all by telling us to look at the little green men, but … what the hell, that’s exactly what I’m saying.

You gotta watch these Republicans – they are a tricky bunch of sumbitches.

Y’all, he had a bug exploring his face and hair during a speech.

Normal people would probably feel that.

You know how how flies always gather around the trash can?

Texas Republican congressfool Mike Conaway, representing the Midland / Odessa area, is joining the Republicans chickening out of re-election.

Conaway sit on the House Intelligence Committee and is credited with halting any investigation of Trump’s relationship to financial dealings with Russia.

His seat is probably the most Republican in Texas.  But the rats jumping the ship can’t be a good thing for Republicans.