July 31, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Oh, that’s the bug that’s usually up his a$$ about anything Dem.
1Gotta be all those burgers and chicken grease which can draw flys, especially if you don’t bathe or shower regularly. I read that he scrapes the toppings off pizza and leaves the crust. He also eats his burger without the bun and his steaks are well done to the point of being burnt crisp and covered in ketchup. Washes everything down with a dozen or so diet cokes a day.
Yet he’s afraid of germs and hates shaking hands personal hygiene is still a big fail.
2That insect displayed more interest in Donnie than I can muster. Focused. Totally focused on Ambulance1 or Paddywagon1 arriving to remove either the corpse or individual1.
3Explanations:
What we see as his surface is not his skin, but rather layers of orange cosmetic artifice.
Either that, or The Donald is really a Bug, wearing a Men In Black “Edgar suit”. That might explain why his pursed speaking mouth so resembles an everted anus, both in shape and in what it produces.
4Botox.
5Sad, sad fly. Among flies there’s a saying:
nobody wants to live in Trump’s hair. It’s that bad.
6Well, I just had to play that crap… it did look like a standard housefly crawling in his hair above his right temple, then on the skin near the hairline*. Houseflies will crawl around anything –they– sense as smelling tasty, which is usually gross to us, sooo….
I’d prefer a few blowflies crawling around on Dear Comrade [IYGWIM].
* Saw a pic of RAT45 and his odious dad. Dad had advanced ‘male pattern baldness’, which is hereditary, and Donnei’s [young] full hair was auburn-colored; so SOBOTUS’ current thin ginger hair is probably fake.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Housefly
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calliphoridae#Forensic_importance
7Definitely too much Botox in the forehead.
And fake hair, therefore no nerve endings to detect movement.
Or maybe he really is dead from the neck up. I thought it was just a figure of speech, but…
8Where I come from, if you saw a swarm of flies, you would expect to find the remains of something that died last week or a great big steaming pile of Oh look at the time.
9And the fly went to the nearest pond to wash up.
10The maggots (MAGAts?) in his head are hatching.
11Can’t sing “ain’t no flies on us.”
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