DARPA (The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency) needs a large underground facility in the next 48 hours.

The reason?  They ain’t sayin’.

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The link goes here.

Now, take a deep breath and wonder to yourself what would have happened if Obama had done this.

Just imagine the riots and the people grabbing their machine guns and taking to the streets.

So I think you need to call the White House and ask those people what the hell they’re doing.

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up. 

Trump has decided that children of military, foreign service, and other folks serving their country without whining about heel spurs, will not automatically be considered American citizens.

U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) issued a policy rescinding previous guidance stating that some children of U.S. service members and other government officials abroad are considered “residing in the United States” and automatically given citizenship under a section of the Immigration and Nationality Act (INA).

I think children born to people with heel spurs should not be allowed to live.  No good ever comes from them.

Ho boy, Trump really, really hates John McCain, doesn’t he?

Just a little twist for today.

He wanted to say “THE MOST rat and rodent infested place every in the history of rats and rodents.” But he couldn’t because dammit he wasn’t able to take away the funding.

And, by the way, I found out this morning that DeeCee has more rats than Baltimore.  I wonder if they counted the ones wearing suits and neckties.

Although their bark has always substituted for their bite, the Federal Election Commission is all that stands between you and every damn crooked politician in America.

And now, they are at a full stop.

Vice Chair Matt Petersen Resigning, Leaving Agency Without A Quorum and a Dysfunctional Agency Even More Powerless

Now the FEC will not be able to hold meeting, initiate audits, vote on enforcement matters, issue advisory opinions or engage in rule making.

This is every politicians sweetest dream.  No adits, no enforcement.

You know what I think?  I think Donald Trump is just waiting for everyone to resign so he can declare himself king, get a sash ribbon and some metals, carry around a sword poking things, and make Melania stop looking at Justin Trudeau that way.

That’s what I think.

I have to admit that I did not foresee a Trump challenge from the further right.  I believed there was nothing further right than Trump. I got fooled.

Joe Walsh.

Please pray for us.

“He’s unqualified, he’s unfit, he’s a child, he’s reckless, he’s erratic, he’s a narcissist, he’s mean, he’s cruel, he lies every time he opens his mouth.”

— Former Rep. Joe Walsh (R), in an interview on Morning Joe, on why he’s challenging President Trump in a Republican presidential primary.

Joe Walsh, the same guy who thinks it’s a dandy idea to teach kindergartners to shoot guns, is proving that even blind squirrels can find acorns.

And then, to remind us that he’s crazy as Trump, he goes on MSNBC to say …

“I wouldn’t call myself a racist, but I would say I’ve said racist things on Twitter. There’s no doubt about it. And an apology is not enough.”

You’re not a racist but you say racist things? What does that make you?  Presidential timber?

And here’s a clue, Walsh, we’re all real damn tired of presidential announcements on Twitter.