The best cyron in the history of teevee …

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.

Warning:  Today would not be a good day to send me an email about how Bernie Sanders got screwed by the DNC and Putin.

I am not kidding you. A reader sent that to ME.

Within 30 minutes of Elizabeth Warren suspending her campaign.  Sends me that crapola.  And how now we’re going to end up a corporatist country because freekin’ Bernie Sanders is the only one – the only one, mind you! – who could save us.  And this is the death of America and it’s all my fault, I guess, because I did not vote for Bernie Sanders.

Screw you.  Today, of all days.

Let me tell you something, buddy.  Elizabeth Warren was Bernie wrapped in better packaging, no jutting finger, less snobbery, far less ego, a genuine smile, and CAN GET THINGS DONE.

First off, the DNC can’t plan a one man parade, much less a coup.  They are as ineffectual as … come to think of it, Bernie Sanders.  I’m the one screaming to stop giving them money or the time of day. And Putin has a real funny way of hurting Bernie by putting out bad stuff about Joe.

Good Lord, y’all are beginning to sound like a Trumpite.  He’s also the only one and everybody is plotting against him.

Elizabeth Warren suspended her campaign today because Hillary Clinton spooked too many people about running a female. She remains a far superior candidate than the two who are left.  My heart is broken. But, I’m writing Joe Biden a check today because I am sick, sick, sick of the Bernie whine.  Look, anybody who cannot beat the DNC surely isn’t ready to run a country.

Sorry, guys, I’ll probably take this down in a hour of two but DAMN – what manner of fool sends me a paranoid BernieWhine today?

UPDATE: After I post this, Epp sent me this link by Garry Kasparov.

I kinda see it as my job to add a smile to your day and keep things from bogging down, down, down, dooby down.

So, here’s something you probably haven’t seen.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait just a damn minute. How holy is that water supposed to be? Isn’t it supposed to be strong enough to kill vampires? I mean, that’s gotta be some weak ass holy water, won’t even kill a little virus.

If you can’t trust holy water … what is this world coming to?

Elizabeth Warren is dropping out.  It breaks my heart. My Momma wanted so badly to live long enough to see a woman in the White House. Now so do I.

There is no hint of who she will endorse and I don’t think it matters much anyway.  Her supporters are women who generally like to make up their own minds.

This breaks my heart, too. It’s the sad truth about Elizabeth Warren.

I still say she would have been an excellent president and we have missed an opportunity for meaningful economic justice in this country.

Dr. Jill Biden is a bad ass.

And I bet she can put up Christmas decorations a helluva lot better than you-know-who.

In Texas, the Titus County Republican Party Charwoman and State Republican Executive Committee member Sue Evenwel took herself to Facebook in her continuing battle against mattress thrashing in any form except missionary in the dark for procreation only with your government authorized marriage license clutched in your hand.

The Log Cabin Republicans have tried for 15 years to have a booth at the State Republican Convention.  Honey, as long as there are white headed chubby old Republican women living in absolute terror that their husbands are going to leave them for Jake at State Farm, Log Cabin Republicans cannot defile their State Republican Convention.

Sue Evenwel just ain’t having that stuff.  She says that Log Cabin Republicans is an “advocacy group,” which is a discovery that they don’t deny. They favor love, and, you know, mattress thrashing.

Sue Evenwel says, “The party would also not allow express advocacy groups for murders, burglars, adulterers or fornicators.”

What the damn hell, Sue Evenwel?  Murders, burglars, adulterers, and fornicators? You just described your president.  In fact, he’s a one-man advocacy group for all that.