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Well, I Guess It All Balances Out

March 18, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The IRS is giving you a 90 day extension if you have to pay taxes.

I don’t trust the sumbitches in charge.  Mnuchin seems real good at taking other peoples’ money.

The deadline extension, announced Tuesday, is an effort to immediately free up household money. The COVID-19 pandemic is forcing people inside to “socially distance” themselves to slow the spread, and that’s cutting down cash flow for businesses and workers.

See, I’m thinking they’re hoping that instead of saving that money for 90 days, you’ll use it to fix up your house so come mid-July they’ll just come take your house when you ain’t got the money.  That’s how much I don’t trust these guys.

And then on the upside of the downside

The stock market’s latest dip Wednesday did more than wipe out billions of dollars in investor equity. It also obliterated President Donald Trump’s favorite measure of his economic success.

But he still gives himself a ten!

 

Okay, So Maybe It Is Armageddon.

March 18, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

So what if Trump really is the anti-Christ?

We got plagues and now earthquakes.

A 5.7 magnitude earthquake shook Utah’s Salt Lake City area Wednesday morning, cutting power to tens of thousands and suspending work at the state’s public health lab amid the coronavirus pandemic, officials said.

Heads up if you see locust or some guys on white horses.

 

Republicans Still Suck

March 17, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The Kaiser Health Foundation has done some polling on how Coronavirus has impacted American lives.  You’ll find it interesting overall, but of course the part that interested me the most was the difference between how Democrats and Republicans are reacting.

Republicans aren’t particularly worried about themselves or their family members getting the virus.  I guess because of that Magic Jesus Thing they have.

They also aren’t much worried about the economy, probably because of that Magic Trump Thing.

Most of them think they wouldn’t have any problem being tested for the virus (while we were in the middle of the big bad missing test kits).

Democrats – pretty much the opposite.

You’ll  find it interesting. You have to go about half way down to get to the political stuff.

Thanks to Henry for the heads up.

The Big Gay Town

March 17, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oh, you’re gonna love this. Apparently TrumpVirus makes everybody mean as the dickens.

Fox News host Mark Steyn just went all gay hysteric over San Francisco telling the residents to shelter in place.  He says it’s because they are all gay, gay, – sing it from the table top Judy Garland – Gaaaay

“San Francisco has just ordered everyone to shelter in place, just to say, ‘Stay in your apartment. Don’t leave your apartment unless you need to go out to a grocery store or to a pharmacy or to a doctor’s.’ Why are they doing that? Why is San Francisco the first to do that? Because they’ve got all the gay guys there.

“It’s a big gay town, San Francisco, and they’re the ones with all the compromised immune systems from all the protease inhibitors and all the other stuff. And they don’t want all the gays dropping dead on the San Francisco mayor’s watch. So that’s why they’ve got all that sheltering in place there.

He also says if they all died, they’d blame Trump instead of the mayor. What? Figure that out on your own because I’m just damn helpless.

This is also the guy who said that White Supremacists are better than illegal immigrants because at least they’re citizens.

Fox News – taking the CL out of classy.

 

Holy Cow – That’s a Challenge

March 17, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, I just spent the better part of this morning trying to order groceries online and have them delivered.  First off, I’ve done this grocery delivery stuff before to test it. I didn’t need much. Today I did.

I wander through the pages all nicely divided up where you can’t find what you want until page 12 of the canned soup section. I finally gave up and individually searched the full name of everything I wanted.  Holy cow.

And, I miss my grandbaby fiercely.  He did send me a virtual hug.  You can have one, too.

 

 

I Got All Hacked Off This Morning

March 17, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I read someplace that Trump was calling this the “Chinese” virus.  I couldn’t stop with just rolling my eyes, shaking my head, and banging the desk with my fist.

The Amazing Racist just got my goat.

I have decided to call it TrumpVirus – he broke it, he bought it.

Any other ideas?