I’m trying my best not to talk about you know who. His name makes my stomach churn. But, sometimes you can’t help it, especially if you have friends who might be caught off-guard and hear this while driving down the road, threading a sewing machine, or in the middle of jump starting a nuclear submarine.

So far, the former president has floated the creation of a third-party movement that would enable him to support MAGA-friendly candidates in the 2022 midterms and beyond. He is also interested in becoming “the nation’s leader on ballot and voting integrity,” his senior adviser Jason Miller said on a podcast last Thursday.

Yeah, I warned you. The nation’s leader on ballot and voting integrity. Honey, you can’t even square dance and think about that at the same time, much less make a sandwich.

However, this does bring up an interesting topic.

Dominion Voting Systems filed a defamation lawsuit this morning against Rudy Giuliani.

Dominion accuses Giuliani of promulgating the “Big Lie” that Dominion had tampered with votes to fix the election for Biden, in order to “financially enrich himself, to maintain and enhance his public profile, and to ingratiate himself to Donald Trump for money and benefits he expected to receive as a result of that association.”

This is a great idea, and it’s not because lawyering puts food on my table and pays the rent. You can’t stop Rudy’s free speech but you can make him responsible for it. If he has proof of Dominion’s comlicity and can show that malice wasn’t involved and that he was just doing this for good government, he has nothing to fear. Dominion, on the other hand, must be damn certain that their machines are trustworthy or they wouldn’t be filing all these lawsuits.  They, too, are liable if they are just filing them to be pesky.

You’d think that if what’s-his-name and Rudy believed that Dominion screwed them out of an election, they’d be suing Dominion, not just yakking about it. But, hummmm …. they sued Rudy for $1.3 Billion. Yeah, with a B.

I can just see the Trump Voting System – please come vote on these genuine 1 Karat gold Trump voting machines, where you vote counts twice as much if you vote Trump.

There was an interesting article today about how those aides who stuck with Trump to the end are facing a very bleak future, most of them not even able to find jobs.

Not so Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Former Trump White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is expected to launch her campaign for Arkansas governor on Monday, according to three people familiar with her plans.

Sanders has long been planning to run for governor, and Donald Trump signaled his support for her anticipated bid upon her 2019 departure from the White House.

She brings grim to new heights and that is just what Arkansas needs.

She left the White House before it got itchy crazy, but naming her America’s Best Liar will only help her get elected in Arkansas.

My Arkansas Dippity-Do supplier tells me that the only person who could beat her is Bill Clinton, but only if he leaves Hillary in New York and gets off that weird vegetarian diet.

Dude, if the sheet fits ….

It’s odd to see Paul with such self awareness.

Somebody sent me this and asked if Little Bubba took cases like this. He was asking for a friend, of course.

No, he doesn’t. Riding a horse while drunk is how legislators get to the state capitol.  Sometimes it’s unclear if the horse or the Democrat is drunk.

Nah, I just made that up. On a more serious note, if riding a horse while drunk is illegal in Utah, how do they have rodeos?

We’ve got a lot of problems in this country. Thank God we have a big supply of Republicans willing to fix them.

Last week, Oklahoma State Representative Justin Humphrey filed HB1648 which seeks to establish a Big Foot hunting season. You can read the entire bill right here.

Pictured here is Justin Humphrey, a worthy-looking advisory for Big Foot.

I was wondering why just a season, but Thelma speculated that you wouldn’t want to hunt during mating season because in Oklahoma, the opening day of Big Foot mating season draws a damn big crowd.

Thanks to Rick for the heads up.

Alex Jones is about to reach justice.  This just broke this morning.

All the legal “experts” across the country said Little Bubba would never get this case past the Texas Supreme Court (all Republican) and for that reason it was foolish of him to file it in Texas.  Not just the Sandy Hook parents, but both the cases Little Bubba filed on Jones have been upheld.

I’ll tell you more about the second case but right now I gotta dance on the breakfast room table to my holy song, Honky Tonk Woman.  It’s kinda tradition.  2001 is starting on a roll!

Fair Warning: If you thank or congratulate Little Bubba about this, his standard answer is, “Oh yeah, everybody thanks me but does anybody send me cookies? No, they do not.”  Our own Barb in DeeCee is exempt from this because she sends him homemade limoncello every Christmas. She is his favorite person on damn earth.