The Supremes – by a 5-4 vote with Anthony Kennedy siding with the good guys – saying that the Aladamnbama redistricting upheld by a lower court is wrong, wrong, wrong.

A closely divided U.S. Supreme Court on Wednesday threw out a lower court ruling that upheld a state legislature redistricting plan in Alabama that packed black voters into certain districts in a way critics say diminished their clout at the polls.

Of course, the bad dudes on the court think we should go back to literacy tests and poll taxes.

This is the case we here in Texas have been waiting for.  We are redistricted in that way, too.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.

Step One:  Hate Obamacare so much that you filibuster 21 hours to defund it and promise to “kill every word of it.”

Step Two:  Run for President and have your wife take a leave of absence to help you.

Step Three:  Scamper as fast as you can to sign up for Obamacare.

And they said that Ted, like Rick, couldn’t remember three things.  I guess he showed them.

So this happened.

The Texas Lege is hearing testimony on Open Carry.  Here is one man’s testimony.  He was testifying for open carry but makes a man good argument against it.

He spent 17 and a half years in prison and needs a gun to protect himself.

Be sure to listen carefully as they leave the table.

His name is William Brown III and he wants a gun, dammit.

By now you have heard that www.TedCruz.com supports President Obama and that www.TedCruzforAmerica.com isn’t any kinder to Ted.

But there’s more.  A twitter dude discovered that Ted’s donation website might not be exactly secure.  In fact, it shares a certificate with Nigerian-Prince.com.  The simple explanation of why that’s dangerous for his donors is here.

The proof is here.  Click the little one to get the big one.

Nigerian-Prince.com  Is that close to Kenya?

Okay, one other Ted Thing.  I have been wondering what the hell his logo is.

What the hell is that thing?  A flame because the whole world is on fire?  The Cuban flag?  Something from the Purifying Fire Ministries where his Dad preaches?  Drops of oil?

I’m gonna be honest.  It scares me.

Okay, this takes the cake.

You cannot call the Wall Street Journal a liberal media source.  Well, I guess you could, but people would snicker at you.

They have a story today that ought to be ringing a few more bells than it has.

Soon after the U.S. and other major powers entered negotiations last year to curtail Iran’s nuclear program, senior White House officials learned Israel was spying on the closed-door talks.

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The espionage didn’t upset the White House as much as Israel’s sharing of inside information with U.S. lawmakers and others to drain support from a high-stakes deal intended to limit Iran’s nuclear program, current and former officials said.

The bottom line is that Israel spied on United States diplomatic negotiations and fed their biased interpretation of those negotiations to members of congress.

Have you been looking for treason? This one stands out like a possum in a poodle show.

Israel is denying it happened.  I think we need John Boehner’s orange butt sworn under oath before a special Senate committee and watch him perjure himself.  Yeah, John, it looks like manner, smells like manure, tastes like manure but it’s custard pudding, right?

This whole deal smells like 50 cents a gallon perfume.

Well, the Irony Imp has made his appearance.

Okay, let me think this through.  It’s Liberty University but students were required to attend?

Hummm …..

Also of note:   After announcing he is a presidential candidate today, Cruz will have 10 days to file a Statement of Candidacy with the FEC. That means he can delay filing until April, which in turn means his presidential campaign committee won’t have to file any FEC reports (disclosing any testing-the-waters activities to date) until July.  Cute.

And my current favorite suggested Ted Cruz campaign slogan:  (Close your eyes, Momma.)