I am pretty damn sure that his stylist was a gay guy getting even.

Well, we have open carry in Texas and this is what we can look forward to.  Warning:  This video has foul language and abominable behavior toward police officers in Abilene, Texas.  The scary part is that Open Carry Texas is proud of this video.

This is what our state legislature is so proud of.

The day that some damn fool can stand on the sidewalk in front of my house armed to the teeth screaming at police officers is the day I resign from Texas.

Y’all, Rick Santorum is all upset about the Pope mentioning climate change.

Santorum describes himself as a “huge fan” of the pope, but on “The Dom Giordano Show” on Monday, he said “the church has gotten it wrong a few times on science, and I think that we probably are better off leaving science to the scientists and focusing on what we’re really good at, which is … theology and morality.”

See, there’s a couple of problems with that.

First, climate change is morality.  Santorum believes morality is sex and not a damn thing more.  I would also like to hit him over the head with the Bible because it says that God put us on the earth “to work it and keep it.”

Second, according to The Catholic Herald, the Pope is a scientist.

Jorge Bergoglio was born in Buenos Aires, Argentina’s capital city, Dec. 17, 1936.

He studied and received a master’s degree in chemistry at the University of Buenos Aires, but later decided to become a Jesuit priest and studied at the Jesuit seminary of Villa Devoto.

So in the GOP clown car the really ignorant rise to the top.  That’s a scientific fact.

Thanks to Lolly for the heads up.

Ann Coulter – the reason I want to believe in hell.

She has written a book saying that it’s not illegal immigrants who bother her, but all immigrants.  That would include me.  And Ann Coulter.

Wicked Witch Woman.

I have a friend who works with a governmental thing in Houston.  Sometime she has to work to surrounding counties and deal with the Agenda 21 people.  They scare the peewadiddle out of her.  She is way more afraid of the people who believe there is an Agenda 21 conspiracy than she is of Agenda 21.

If you have some free time this morning, mosey on over to this bandwidth.  I have to admit that it took me a while to figure out if it’s satire or real because it’s that damn crazy.

These people believe that the flooding in Texas was a weather event set off by Obama and the Agenda 21 people.  Why Texas, you ask.

Both ex-Governor Rick Perry, and now current Governor Greg Abbott of Texas, have been a HUGE thorn in President Obama’s side ever since he took up residence in the White House. You name the issue — Gun control, Obamacare, Illegal immigrants, Gay Marriage, JADE HELM[1]. The list goes on and on, but there are enough in the aggregate for the geoengineers in the West Wing Situation Room to rain on a Texas parade whenever possible.

Last time I checked, President Obama had a 55% approval rating.  Rick Perry is polling at 3% and Greg Abbott is an idiot. Huge thorn?  Nah.  More like a little prick.

The guys are not burdened by reality.  Get this —

The Obama Administration has already demonstrated no reluctance whatsoever in commencing purely political prosecutions as they have against potential presidential candidate Rick Perry. Using their Austin-based proxy prosecutor to file a patently false indictment against Perry shows just how far Obama & Company will go to force the state into complete submission.

Oh dear.  First of all, Perry’ indictment is not a federal case. It’s a state indictment. Perry was indicted by a Republican special prosecutor who was appointed by a very Republican judge.  Odds are pretty damn good that they didn’t even tell President Obama about it.

Reminder:  Top Ten Results of Electing a Libertarian President

1.  Your new favorite charitable cause? Meat inspection.

2.  Cheerfully decorated tip jars at stop signs to pay for roads.

3.  The National Weather Service to be replaced by your Uncle Buster’s rain gauge.

4.  The Texas lottery will now handle sewage disposal. You win the lottery, we take your sewage.

5.  New research reveals that clean water flowing into your house is unnecessary and likely to be the cause of obesity, bad breath, and the disco craze.

6.  Mugging victims must now dial Call-a-Bubba. You call Bubba, and he comes over and shoots something.

7.  Juanita’s Fried Pies will proudly provide the ingredients for some heartwarming s’mores if your house catches on fire.

8.  Elections will now be run by Guy Fieri of the Cooking Channel.

9.  In case of another attack on U.S. soil, you will be given a complimentary Trailways bus ticket to a foreign country of your choice.

10.  U.S. motto “E Pluribus Unum” will be replaced with “Get the Hell Off My Lawn!”