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I Think We Just Found What it Takes…

November 18, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: California Fires, Trump, wildfires

Most of us normal people regularly ask the question, “What is it going to take to get Trumpists to turn against him?”  Thousands of lost jobs from his trade war didn’t do it; his sucking up to Vladimir Putin and other despots didn’t do it; North Korea caught building more nukes didn’t do it; roller coaster markets didn’t do it; his continuous lying didn’t do it;  his globally embarrassing performance at the Paris Armistice Day ceremony didn’t do it; not showing up for Veterans’ Day ceremonies at Arlington National Cemetery didn’t do it; his incessant sophomoric tweeting didn’t do it; 22 indictments, 5 guilty please, and 8 convictions of his cronies didn’t do it;  it’s seems that NOTHING gets through.

Until yesterday.  Yesterday, Trump, while visiting wildfire ravaged California with Gavin Newsom and Jerry Brown,  Trump babbled really stupid shit about Finland and raking forest floors.  He made these idiotic statements on national television in the wake of thousands of destroyed homes and businesses, over 70 confirmed deaths and more than A THOUSAND people missing.  Apparently, we’ve found the limit; doing that is what it takes to turn Trumpists against him.  Kirk Ellsworth, whose family suffered catastrophic losses in the destruction of Paradise, California, responded to Trumps idiocy, saying:

“My kids lost everything. I voted for him – and now? He can kiss my red ass.  What he said was ridiculous. It hurts my heart. A lot of us voted for him and he [talks] down to us?”

There you have it.  Apparently for Trumpists to see the light, they (and their families) have to suffer catastrophic personal losses before the scales fall from their eyes so they can see the light.  Such is the totality of the delusions of the Trumpist hoard.

Finland’s Solution to Wildfires – Raking

November 18, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: Trump, Uncategorized

I’m not going to comment on Trump’s visit to wildfire-ravaged California beyond saying this is the latest episode of Trump holding the position of number one global embarrassment.  What an idiot.  In his own words:

On forest management:

“You’ve got to take care of the floors. You know the floors of the forest, very important. You look at other countries where they do it differently and it’s a whole different story.”

“I was with the president of Finland and he said, ‘We have a much different—we’re a forest nation.’ He called it a forest nation, and they spent a lot of time on raking and cleaning and doing things. And they don’t have any problem.  And when it is, it’s a very small problem, so I know everybody is looking at it to that end and it’s going to work out, it’s going to work out well.”

On climate:

“Maybe it contributes a little bit. The big problem we have is management.”

“No. No. I have a strong opinion: I want great climate, we’re going to have that.”

Again, this guy is an idiot.  ‘Nuff said.

Trump Attacks California for Poor Forest Management – That’s His Responsibility

November 11, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

We all saw it yesterday – Trump, on Twitter, of course, attacked California blaming the state for “poor forest management”.  Here’s the tweet:

“There is no reason for these massive, deadly and costly forest fires in California except that forest management is so poor. Billions of dollars are given each year, with so many lives lost, all because of gross mismanagement of the forests. Remedy now, or no more Fed payments!”

The Twitterverse exploded, rightly accusing him of victim-blaming and calling him stupid, which are both true.  But what was generally missed?  60% of forests in California are FEDERAL, under authority of the National Forest Service, which is HIS RESPONSIBILITY.   His own 2019 budget reduces forest management spending by $170 million, and this comes on the heels of 2018 reductions.  He has signed executive orders ending clean air and water rules, and is known as a radical climate change denier.  Climate change is a now major factor in the devastating forest that now regularly rake not only California, but other western states.

The California Professional Firefighters Association responded to Trump’s attack pointing out that not only are 60% of forests under federal authority, but that another 30% are in PRIVATE hands.  They also scolded him for being such an asshole when hundreds of thousands of people are suffering and thousands of homes are being burned to the ground.

And that’s the point.

Trump Flies to France – To Skip WWI Ceremony

November 10, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

Trump is catching hell from everyone from CNN to Winston Churchill’s grandson for flying all the way to France for WWI commemoration ceremonies to simply skip a US cemetery visit because of…wait for it…rain.  Our low energy president chose to stay in his hotel room watching television while dignitaries from all over Europe and North America visited cemeteries all over France.  Apparently he didn’t want to muss his hair weave.

While his sycophants defended his lack of motivation to actually do his goddam job, I’ll just leave this little remembrance of how real presidents deal with poor weather conditions:

Occam’s Razor Triumphs Again

November 09, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: 2016 Election, Trump

Occam’s razor

noun

Oc·​cam’s razor | \ˈä-kəmz- \
variants: or less commonly

Definition of Occam’s razor 

: a scientific and philosophical rule that entities should not be multiplied unnecessarily which is interpreted as requiring that the simplest of competing theories be preferred to the more complex or that explanations of unknown phenomena be sought first in terms of known quantities.

In other words, the simplest answer is usually the correct one.  I bring the argument of Donald Trump – in his ever changing story, the Wall Street Journal (yes, THAT Wall Street Journal) broke news today that should seem blatantly obvious to normal people; that Trump himself, in violation of campaign finance laws, personally directed and was intimately involved in the hush money paid to women to silence them about his sexual escapades with them.

This is classic Occam’s Razor.  The simplest answer (and most obvious) is usually the correct one.

In other news, water is wet.

Matt Who?

November 09, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

This morning, during one of his now famous Helicopter-Whining-In-The-Background press gaggles, Trump disavowed even knowing Matthew Whitaker, who he had just appointed as acting Attorney General of the United States.  That’s right, folks – Donald Only the Finest People Trump just appointed a guy to the Justice Department that he says he doesn’t know.  Which is funny, since Whitaker has visited him several times in the Oval Office.

Trump has been receiving withering criticism from all sides for Whitaker’s appointment which jumped him over a number of highly qualified professionals in an unprecedented move to obstruct justice, since as a Fox Noise talking head, Whitaker has argued vehemently that the Mueller investigation should stop and that Hillary should be in jail.  What a sweetheart.

Anyhoo, the fat lady ain’t sung on this one yet, and I predict it won’t end well, for Whitaker, anyway, since everything Trump touches dies.