Every single time John Boehner opens his mouth, I do not hear a human voice.  Instead, I hear the sound of a spoon being pounded against a high chair tray.

He is a child having a hissy for to be fed … with attention.  So he’s suing the President.  Of all the asinine things to do.  We’ve got a a million problems but Boehner wants to take depositions.

Boehner writes …

But too often over the past five years, the President has circumvented the American people and their elected representatives through executive action, changing and creating his own laws, and excusing himself from enforcing statutes he is sworn to uphold — at times even boasting about his willingness to do it, as if daring the American people to stop him.

Uh, maybe I’m delusional but it seems to me that Republicans dared the American people to stop President Obama in November of 2012 and we replied, “Hey, kiss our big blue butts.”

Okay, so I went searching for some numbers.  In 2012, even without an opponent, 239,221 citizens of Ohio voted for Boehner.

In 2012, Barak Obama got 65,899,660 votes.

But, Boehner claims that he speaks for “the American people.”  All 239,221 of them.

So, here’s what I’m saying.  Barack Obama is not daring the American people to stop him.  He’s daring the gerrymander Republican congress to stop the American people.

Hey, Boehner, you’re a son of a motherless goat.  So sue me, too, Cheetos.