You wanna know the best thing that happened all year?

Steve Stockman is leaving congress.  Hell, if he’d leave Texas, I’ll buy the damn ticket.

Get a load of this crapola.

Yeah, because liberals love to go backwards.

Here’s his reasoning ….

“Civilization is a society in which the rights of the individual trump the whims of the majority,” Stockman added. “This ruling is a reminder liberals seek to drag us back to Stone Age tribalism in which one can be subjugated to the tribe as a whole.”

Okay, see that there doesn’t make sense.  And there’s a reason it doesn’t:  Steve Stockman thought it up.

Yep, birth control is nothing more than a feminine whim.

Hey Stockman, how about being subjugated to the Super DeLux Brand Christian Tribe?

Y’all, he’s drunk most of the time.  I don’t know that for a fact but it’s what I just gotta believe.  I mean, nobody that crazy would be allowed to carry a gun, right?

Thanks to Barbara for the heads up.