Even people from foreign states know by now that Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott is the absolute worst lawyer ever.  I think they’ve repossessed his briefcase and hid his map to the courthouse.

But, by gawd, he’s gonna sue again.

Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott says he may sue the federal government over the costs incurred from housing thousands of undocumented children detained on the U.S.-Mexico border.

“If the federal government is unwilling to secure the border, the State of Texas will be forced to resort to litigation to recoup the costs incurred to respond to this crisis.”

Okay, so if we were to herd together all the taxpayer money Abbott has spent paying Texas lawyers to prepare lawsuits,  all the taxpayer money he has lost in those lawsuits, and add that to all the money Texas taxpayers have spent for Rick Perry’s security and state detail while he’s running for President, we could build a freekin’ condo for those kids.

But, hell, let’s sue the government so that taxpayers can foot the bill for writ twits on both sides of the case.

What the hell is this with government suing government?  The lawyer full employment bill?