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Okay, this is a little raw, but I’m hoping it’ll make you laugh. Here’s how things are going in Conroe, Texas
Thanks to Kary for the heads up.
March 23, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Okay, this is a little raw, but I’m hoping it’ll make you laugh. Here’s how things are going in Conroe, Texas
Thanks to Kary for the heads up.
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He said she offered a donut and a blow job. I notice that he is gesturing with a donut in his hand. Did he get the bj too?
1Good Morning to you, too, JJ!
I’m going to assume he traded a roll of TP for the donut and skipped the other offer. That’s what I think and I’m not gonna change my mind about that.
2I’m pretty sure that’s the joke, Catherine.
3Ms. Juanita Jean Herownself, we’d say “only in Texas” … but that isn’t true. It’s becoming crazier everywhere. Unfortunately mostly in state legislatures, governorships, and the US Congress. Nut job Gov in MS refusing to follow CDC recommendations, moron Rand Paul …. then there is the ultimate ***king moron* running his* soap show.
4I thought she meant “donut” as a metaphor.
5Deep-fried in the heart of Texas? This NYer appreciates the laff.
6a LITTLE raw???
7Sorry, Frank. It just hit me funny this morning. You ought to see the other stuff Kary sends me.
8Ms. Juanita Jean Herownself, we were fairly warned. And, with that said, we’re ready for whatever else Kary has sent to amuse!
Less amusing, but hopefully of comfort to some. A real doctor talking about social distancing. Unlike Ben Carson who must own stock in CrazySolutions.Inc.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/chicago-doctors-blunt-speech-about-covid-19-hit-home-across-the-country-read-her-full-speech/ar-BB11vRwB?ocid=spartanntp
9Reminds me of those faux youtube vids of Bigfoot or an Elvis sighting of the King rampaging through the brush before taking several trank darts in his Vegas jumpsuit.
10That’s right, JJ. You warned ’em. If they had to look, it’s on them. It was kind of gross and definitely funny though.
11Thanks JJ, now this is really funny!!!
12This guy, in his deepest and darkest hours to come will be castigating himself mightily:
“That doughnut wasn’t worth it”…
13Hey, JJ–is Mama looking?
14First thing I thought of was my friends, Cathy Guthrie and Amy Nelson’s band Folk Uke and their song “I gave a BJ to a DJ”
15And yes, they are Arlo and Willie’s daughters.
It’s Spring and Love is Alive
16Love is in the air. The only thing better is if it was a filled doughnut or a long john.
17Thought it was somewhat serious till the donut showed up, almost laughed thru the serious point
18“things is gitten crazy round here”