Adults Only

March 23, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, this is a little raw, but I’m hoping it’ll make you laugh.  Here’s how things are going in Conroe, Texas

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Thanks to Kary for the heads up.

 

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  1. Catherine Riley says:

    He said she offered a donut and a blow job. I notice that he is gesturing with a donut in his hand. Did he get the bj too?

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  2. BarbinDC says:

    Good Morning to you, too, JJ!

    I’m going to assume he traded a roll of TP for the donut and skipped the other offer. That’s what I think and I’m not gonna change my mind about that.

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  3. Juanita Jean Herownself says:

    I’m pretty sure that’s the joke, Catherine.

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  4. Jane & PKM says:

    Ms. Juanita Jean Herownself, we’d say “only in Texas” … but that isn’t true. It’s becoming crazier everywhere. Unfortunately mostly in state legislatures, governorships, and the US Congress. Nut job Gov in MS refusing to follow CDC recommendations, moron Rand Paul …. then there is the ultimate ***king moron* running his* soap show.

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  5. I thought she meant “donut” as a metaphor.

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  6. Catspaw Dagger says:

    Deep-fried in the heart of Texas? This NYer appreciates the laff.

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  7. a LITTLE raw???

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  8. Juanita Jean Herownself says:

    Sorry, Frank. It just hit me funny this morning. You ought to see the other stuff Kary sends me.

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  9. Jane & PKM says:

    Ms. Juanita Jean Herownself, we were fairly warned. And, with that said, we’re ready for whatever else Kary has sent to amuse!

    Less amusing, but hopefully of comfort to some. A real doctor talking about social distancing. Unlike Ben Carson who must own stock in CrazySolutions.Inc.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/chicago-doctors-blunt-speech-about-covid-19-hit-home-across-the-country-read-her-full-speech/ar-BB11vRwB?ocid=spartanntp

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  10. Reminds me of those faux youtube vids of Bigfoot or an Elvis sighting of the King rampaging through the brush before taking several trank darts in his Vegas jumpsuit.

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  11. That’s right, JJ. You warned ’em. If they had to look, it’s on them. It was kind of gross and definitely funny though.

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  12. Thanks JJ, now this is really funny!!!

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  13. This guy, in his deepest and darkest hours to come will be castigating himself mightily:

    “That doughnut wasn’t worth it”…

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  14. WA Skeptic says:

    Hey, JJ–is Mama looking?

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  15. First thing I thought of was my friends, Cathy Guthrie and Amy Nelson’s band Folk Uke and their song “I gave a BJ to a DJ”
    And yes, they are Arlo and Willie’s daughters.

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  16. Sam in Superior says:

    It’s Spring and Love is Alive

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  17. Sam in Superior says:

    Love is in the air. The only thing better is if it was a filled doughnut or a long john.

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  18. Thought it was somewhat serious till the donut showed up, almost laughed thru the serious point
    “things is gitten crazy round here”

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