Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen came across something he thought you might enjoy knowing.  Remember Donald Trump’s and Richard Nixon’s best friend and confidant, Roger Stone?  Who could forget, right?

Well, he’s decided to take his pardon out for a test drive to see how far it will take him.

My phone has been dinging like a bad hand bell choir with question about what the hell is Mitch Connell doing?

Mitch is forever a hypocrite.

He votes against impeachment and then gives a “Lock ‘em up!” speech afterwards.

He refuses to hold an impeachment trial while Trump is in office and then votes not guilty because he’s not in office.

He blocks Merrick Garland 237 days before an election but then confirms Amy Coney Barrett 8 days before an election when 65 million people had already voted.

Grrrrrrr …

I just loved when Trump’s lawyer/vaudeville actor van der Veen screamed, “handcuff me!”  The level of weirdness this guy brings to the table is outstanding.

Now they are threatening to call Nancy Pelosi and Kamala Harris .  First, no Hillary? Second, Honey, I would pay cash money to watch van der Veen cross examine Nancy or Kamala.  I would and you would, too.

I’ve been running around getting ready for this atrosity.

I did not know there was such a thing as 12 degrees. Well, I did but only intellectually. I’ve been wrapping pipes, covering big plants and bringing the rest of them inside to survive. We don’t do 12 degrees on the Gulf coast. Ya’ll there’s an 80% chance of snow in Galveston. It’s an island. You could get trapped there in snow.  Will boats float on snow? I dunno. I’ve never had the opportunity to do that.

Meanwhile, I just sat down to read the newspapers and I’ll be damn, The Washington Post finally caught up with me.  Sure ‘nuff, Trump knew for a fact that Pence had been moved because Tommy Damn Tuberville was on the phone with Trump and told him so.  So, when Trump tweeted about Pence’s lack of courage, we all know who lacked courage.

Mounting evidence emerging as former president Donald Trump’s impeachment trial unfolds in the Senate this week indicates Trump may have been personally informed that Vice President Mike Pence was in physical danger during the Jan. 6 Capitol siege, just moments before denigrating him on Twitter.

In my mind, any senator voting against impeachment is guilty of complicity, but I guess driving the get away car keeps them too busy to listen or read newspapers.

This is the best argument for impeachment.

“I’m not afraid of Donald Trump running again in four years,” said Lieu. “I’m afraid he’s going to run again and lose, because he can do this again.”

As far as I am concerned, that right there is enough.

Who’s got the football?

News broke this morning that Mike Pence’s nuclear football was within grabbing distance of the blood-thirsty mob at the Capitol.

Military officials overseeing the authorization process to launch nuclear weapons were unaware on January 6 that then-Vice President Mike Pence’s military aide carrying the “nuclear football” was potentially in danger as rioters got close during the violent Capitol insurrection, according to a defense official.

The vice president is always accompanied by a backup of the “football,” which contains the equipment to carry out orders to launch a nuclear strike. It must be ready at all times and is identical to what the president carries, in case he becomes incapacitated.

Okay, so here’s the deal – you can see the guy carrying the damn thing in the pictures of the security people taking out Pence and his family.

Now look, I seriously doubt that the mob boys would know how to use the damn thing if they got it, but you know those kinda rebel flag carrying guys, they would have taken it over to Woody’s Transmission Repair Shop and tinkered with it. And that’s the best option. If the triple digit IQ guy got it, he’d have sold it to China.

I found out this very day that the Vice President has a duplicate football. I was actually kinda relieved when I first heard it, thinking that somebody had been wise enough to take it away from Trump.  They gave Pence a duplicate in case Trump got his thumb stuck in the handle.  That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.