I burst out laughing at this one, and thought you might enjoy it, too.  Bryan Betancur, a self professed white supremacist and member of the Proud Boys, was arrested by the FBI for his role in the attack on the US Capitol on January 6th.   That’s not news, since a lot of white supremacists have been arrested for their role in the attack where 5 people died and scores injured.  The news is how Betancur was tracked down…he was wearing an ankle monitor stemming from a conviction for burglary.  That’s right folks, this genius participated in insurrection against the federal government while on probation for a felony conviction.  Sheesh.

It gets even better – he’s from Silver Spring Maryland and lied to his probation officer that he was going to DC to…wait for it…pass out Gideon Bibles.  He’s been tracked to the Trump rally at the Ellipse just south of the White House to the Capitol with the rest of the criminals.  He’s now in FBI custody for not only his role in the attack, but also for violating his probation by lying to his probation officer and his continued participation in several white supremacist organizations.

White supremacists, like gun-nuts, are generally not known for their intelligence, but this guy takes the cake.  If stupidity was a violin, this guy would be the Stradivarius of stupidity.

Dude, if the sheet fits ….

It’s odd to see Paul with such self awareness.

Somebody sent me this and asked if Little Bubba took cases like this. He was asking for a friend, of course.

No, he doesn’t. Riding a horse while drunk is how legislators get to the state capitol.  Sometimes it’s unclear if the horse or the Democrat is drunk.

Nah, I just made that up. On a more serious note, if riding a horse while drunk is illegal in Utah, how do they have rodeos?

We’ve got a lot of problems in this country. Thank God we have a big supply of Republicans willing to fix them.

Last week, Oklahoma State Representative Justin Humphrey filed HB1648 which seeks to establish a Big Foot hunting season. You can read the entire bill right here.

Pictured here is Justin Humphrey, a worthy-looking advisory for Big Foot.

I was wondering why just a season, but Thelma speculated that you wouldn’t want to hunt during mating season because in Oklahoma, the opening day of Big Foot mating season draws a damn big crowd.

Thanks to Rick for the heads up.

Alex Jones is about to reach justice.  This just broke this morning.

All the legal “experts” across the country said Little Bubba would never get this case past the Texas Supreme Court (all Republican) and for that reason it was foolish of him to file it in Texas.  Not just the Sandy Hook parents, but both the cases Little Bubba filed on Jones have been upheld.

I’ll tell you more about the second case but right now I gotta dance on the breakfast room table to my holy song, Honky Tonk Woman.  It’s kinda tradition.  2001 is starting on a roll!

Fair Warning: If you thank or congratulate Little Bubba about this, his standard answer is, “Oh yeah, everybody thanks me but does anybody send me cookies? No, they do not.”  Our own Barb in DeeCee is exempt from this because she sends him homemade limoncello every Christmas. She is his favorite person on damn earth.

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