Rand Paul Hears Inaugural Address
Dude, if the sheet fits ….
It’s odd to see Paul with such self awareness.
Archive for January, 2021
Hummmm ….
Somebody sent me this and asked if Little Bubba took cases like this. He was asking for a friend, of course.
No, he doesn’t. Riding a horse while drunk is how legislators get to the state capitol. Sometimes it’s unclear if the horse or the Democrat is drunk.
Nah, I just made that up. On a more serious note, if riding a horse while drunk is illegal in Utah, how do they have rodeos?
They Just Gotta Shoot at Somthin’
We’ve got a lot of problems in this country. Thank God we have a big supply of Republicans willing to fix them.
Last week, Oklahoma State Representative Justin Humphrey filed HB1648 which seeks to establish a Big Foot hunting season. You can read the entire bill right here.
Pictured here is Justin Humphrey, a worthy-looking advisory for Big Foot.
I was wondering why just a season, but Thelma speculated that you wouldn’t want to hunt during mating season because in Oklahoma, the opening day of Big Foot mating season draws a damn big crowd.
Thanks to Rick for the heads up.
This Is a Kinda Big Deal
Alex Jones is about to reach justice. This just broke this morning.
All the legal “experts” across the country said Little Bubba would never get this case past the Texas Supreme Court (all Republican) and for that reason it was foolish of him to file it in Texas. Not just the Sandy Hook parents, but both the cases Little Bubba filed on Jones have been upheld.
I’ll tell you more about the second case but right now I gotta dance on the breakfast room table to my holy song, Honky Tonk Woman. It’s kinda tradition. 2001 is starting on a roll!
Fair Warning: If you thank or congratulate Little Bubba about this, his standard answer is, “Oh yeah, everybody thanks me but does anybody send me cookies? No, they do not.” Our own Barb in DeeCee is exempt from this because she sends him homemade limoncello every Christmas. She is his favorite person on damn earth.
Close But No Cigar … No, Not Even Close
Written by Nick Carraway
Conservatives never cease to amaze me. On the same day that President Biden calls for unity, they show the unique ability to completely misunderstand the moment and what unity actually means.
Today, @POTUS pledged to be a president for all Americans. It’s unclear how all Americans are served by opening travel from terror hot spots, proposing a giant amnesty, or halting the installation of security barriers along the Southwest border.
— Stephen Miller (@StephenM) January 20, 2021
I have to give Miller this. He seems to lack all kinds of self-awareness. Most people in his shoes would slink back into the hole where they came from, but he has the unmitigated gall to try and stay relevant. Good for him I guess.
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The attempts to discriminate, separate, and limit people’s rights is not unity. That’s quite the opposite. What’s more telling is that he seemed to really think they would just continue building the wall. Thus proving the conservative viewpoint: unity means doing what we want. Good luck with that fellas.”
I Can *Almost* Understand This
CNN Headline that’ll scare the flip outta you.
I can almost understand why this is.
You can’t have a plan with Trump. Remember the paper towel thing with Trump in Puerto Rico? He didn’t think of that distribution method until he got there and when he saw that it worked, he just kept at it at it and at it. When he left, he was convinced that the best distribution method was to just start throwing food at the hungry people. Genius. Pure genius.
Hell, here’s a guy still trying to convince people that doctors are making up all these deaths to jack up their bills. Why give a vaccine for something that doesn’t exist?
You expected a plan? Really?
I got my first vaccine yesterday, Bubba got his two weeks ago. We got on teevee news about how come I didn’t get one but he did. I said just luck of the draw. I wanted to say that he used all the power of an associate district court judge in a small county to outrank me, but then we remembered that some people do not have a sense of humor. If you took all the power of all the associate district court judges and put it together you might could light a 40 watt light bulb but I wouldn’t count on it during a hurricane. So if I said it, some fool would be believe it.
You would think that after all these years, I would quit getting nasty emails complaining that I really shouldn’t call myself a beauty salon because I don’t offer beauty services. I think I told the last person who sent me an email about it to bring herstupidself over here and I’d punch her in the face and God Almighty that would be beautiful.
Did I ever tell you about the time I named some joint the Brazos River Yacht Club and Bait Camp and people really thought there was a yacht club on the Brazos River. Honey, the Brazos River is a glorified drainage ditch, but nooooooo … they didn’t get the joke.
We’re talking about plans here. I’m sorry. I just got lost here because … plans. We need plans.